Damn, has it already been a month since the last thread like this? Time flies…
Don’t do it!
Monkeys smell funny when they’re steamed. Besides the owner’s manual for my steamer says the warrenty is invalid is I try it.
“You CAN’T be evil. 'Cos no matter how many ‘bad’ things you do on purpose,
you MUST be doing it because you think it’s the right thing to do.”
Are baboons monkeys or apes? 'Cause I saw this baboon at the zoo once, and he was spanking his monkey. Oh, and remind me to tell you the story about Galapagos Tortoise sex, witnessed on the same excursion.
::singing::
You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
I like it here-can I stay?
And do you have a vacancy for a Back-scrubber?
oh yeah baby… lets do it like a couple a blind mole rats!!!
I didn’t fall for it. Just making sure my picture wasn’t posted in here!
Yes, please.
Only without the monkeys.
I’m late, as usual.
Was it any good? Who faked? 
“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket
Spoke: what the hell kind of porno-zoo do you attend?
Well, this thread had roughly the same outcome as the last time I was offered steamy monkey sex…
DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour.
BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i
I have just found the name of the bar I will be opening after I retire.
Coldfires Porno Zoo
Excellent 
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"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
SwimmingRiddles wrote:
Zoo Atlanta, natch.
The tortoises (turtles?) were pretty wild. The male started chasing the female around a tree but it was in slow motion. It was really funny watching him plod after her ever…so…slowly…
After about ten minutes of this, he finally caught her, mounted her, and started letting out the godawfulest bellowing you ever heard. Sounded sort of like a seal barking, but drawn out into a long, mournful cry. Dangdest thing.
The baboon was just walking around on all fours (well, threes really – he needed one free hand…), self-loving himself all over the place.
It was springtime, of course…