It’s a newer holiday. Relatively straightforward, to participate you simply indulge in Hot Monkey Love (aka: enthusiastic sexual activity) at least once during daylight hours.
I for one will be participating in International Hot Monkey Love day 2008.
Crap! I’d do my best to add to the spirit of season for our new holiday, but I’m going to be visiting my in-laws. All damn day. Why did they put it so close to Thanksgiving?
I think it should be extended to Hot Monkey Love WEEK. What a wonderful world this would be!
I will be sure to participate heartily on the 23rd.
Does another person need to be involved to make it official? If not, every day is International Hot Monkey Love Day for me.
Near as I can tell there is no specified number of required participanties (as they’re known). So 1 to 1,000 is fine I guess.
shantih
November 20, 2008, 10:38pm
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I can’t wait to see the cards that Hallmark brings out to celebrate this special day!
Sounds better than Steak and BJ day! (March 14th)
Can we extend it out past daylight hours? There aren’t many of those here in Minnesota in the winter, and we don’t want to miss the event!
WooHoo I can and will participate. Now I just need to work on my singular monkey love.
Does this give me license to fling poo?
Whatever creams your twinkie I guess.:eek:
Well, in the spirit of the holiday I think I’d have to do something astonishing to distinguish it from regular ol’ sex day.
lieu
November 21, 2008, 3:06am
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When I was a kid I’d ask my father “Dad, if there’s a Mother’s Day and there’s a Father’s Day why isn’t there a International Hot Monkey Love Day?”
He’d put his hand on my shoulder, bend down, give me a wink and say “Son, every day is International Hot Monkey Love Day.”
That’s my birthday! :eek:
OhFace
November 21, 2008, 3:41am
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Wow now that I know I better start trying to figure out who the lucky monkey love receiver shall be…
In a related note, monkeys have declared November 23 “International Avoid All Humans Day”.
That made me laugh out loud. Thank you!
detop
November 21, 2008, 4:19am
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Then let me be the first one to wish you Happy Ook ook Eek Eek !
Wow, this holiday is going to suck more than Valentine’s Day