Having it on a Sunday is convenient. You can do the monkey part, and confess your sins! Maybe even at the same time!
What, you ain’t never heard of craigslist?
That sorta thing aint my bag, baby. Not yet anyway. We’ll see.
Eating too much turkey isn’t my thing either, but that’s why Thanksgiving is a holiday. Do you see where I’m going with this?
I think so, but how are going to fit rollerskates and condoms on all those turkeys?
I mean, yes, yes I do. I shall consider it.
Hey, anything I can do to corrupt the virtuous…
Ok, I see some tradition synthesis is in order.
- thinking *
OK, How about this: Bananas.
[Sir David Attenborough]
Food sharing amongst primates has always been the pinnacle bonding behaviour, far surpassing the intimacies of even grooming. The simple act of lending one’s ant stick to another member of the troop buys much loyalty, and transferring possession of a banana, the cornerstone of every monkey’s diet, cements alliances between the most hostile of enemies. It comes as no surprise then, that the banana was incorporated, at least briefly, into the ancient Celtic tradition of International Hot Monkey Love Day. Bolder individuals may simply give the object of their affections a banana and a knowing wink, or the very shy might hang a bunch of bananas over a doorway and swive the next person to pass under it.
[/Sir David Attenborough]
So there’s our answer, straight from the knight and patron of International Hot Monkey Love Day himself. Auto, just hang a bunch of bananas over a doorway and wait! Works just like mistletoe, only better!
Virtuous? Auto?
At the risk of being presumptuous, from this guy’s posts… yeah, I’m going to have to roll to disbelieve on that description!
You roll a 1. You have +8 to Disbelieve Somewhat Ridiculous Statements, so your total is 9, not enough. You believe Autolycus is virtuous.
I rolled a one?!
Great. Now I’m sending him my checking account and routing numbers to donate to a Nigerian prince who desperately needs aid to regain his throne. Lousy rotten loaded 10Ds, you go squish now!
(see… 'cause in Exalted a one is a botch of epic proportions…)
</hijack>
I’ll be sure to alert the guys up in Lopburi.
I would like to give a hearty welcome to our new Monkey Overlords!
Or have I completely misunderstood this holiday? 
So is it only monkeys? Any other mammals allowed?
**Inigo Montoya **
Hey baby I got a bunch of bananas over here with your name on them.
Nowt he trick is to remember to take them down before they turn soft. Because falling black slimy bananas from the ceiling just ruin the mood.
Hands off the llama, perv.
My GF approves this particular holiday, here’s looking forward for the first light of Sunday.
This thread got waaaay too nerdy. More with the hot lovin’ and less with the D&D! 
Back off ShelliBean… Inigo is MY Monkey!
It seems like I just took down the decorations for Hot Monkey Love Day, now I have to put them back up. Luckily, it’s just a strobe light, disco ball, feathers, and a jar of mayonnaise.
I was a Hot Monkey Love Day baby. Considered very lucky in China.