Oh, I just got my own joke.
I’ll be interested just to see the Google home page on that date.
Damn. Foiled again!
I was looking forward to a peaceful relaxing weekend and now I find out I have to hold auditions!
At least you’re not stuck on an oil rig. That’s some bad planning on my part :smack:
JD, me too - fortunately I have several people in the offing so I should be able to manage it. Or if all else fails have my celebration today instead. 
Tapioca I’m sure you have a huge number of opportunities there, you just need to think a little less… conventionally.
Happy Hot Monkey Love Day everyone! Now grab your bananas and your SOs and get to it!
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Jeez, that may well be the most horrific coding I’ve ever seen.
Gimme a break, I’m new!
I’m in! (she proudly says)
Awww bummer… the annual International Happy Hot Monkey Sex day was foiled by the monthly Clot Parade.
Wishing you a good day, a good year and a great life. (And hot monkey love.)
I had some high quality hot monkey loving last night, but should have some today as well. 
That made me snert, and I woke up the dog. She’s trying to sleep in along with my husband. No Hot Monkey Love until the husband is awake.
How do you get the dog off the bed for sex? Ours likes to stay and watch. It makes me shy. I feel judged.
Thanks! The hot monkey lovin’ will be later today.
When you see two dogs fucking do you judge them? So why do you think yours is judging you?
Well, sometimes I’ll rate them on a scale of 1-10.
My husband scoffs at Sweetest Day. He thinks Valentine’s Day is a Hallmark created conspiracy. But International Hot Monkey Love Day? Oh, it gets entered into his Blackberry immediately as an annually recurring event.
To be fair, it was actually St. Hallmark who drove the Jews out of Ireland.