Hotdog Disapointment

my girlfreind worked at a hotdog factory for a few months. when I heard about that I was like “woah, time to find out all the dirt about hotdogs”

I feel… crushed… all my life I was lied to!!! I belived hotdogs were made out of pig rectum and chipmonks and whatever else they can find.

she worked in every room of the factory… says she saw nothing at all that would make her not want to eat hotdogs… no gross meat… no unsanitary treatment… worst thing she can say is that “tasty bite” brand hotdogs have extra fat in them… and that sometimes that store brand and name brand hotdogs are both the same thing in some cases.

somehow this disapoints me… I just WANT to belive hotdogs are a horrible unedible food. she tells me people go and argue with her… when she says hotdogs are perfectly fine… people have that notion so ingrained

not that a hotdog factory is a plesent place to be… any meat processing plant is gonna be sorta scary and bloody and such. but she says its all reasonable quality meat… and all sanitary… she is much more grossed out by working in resterants and seeing how that food is handled…

woah… my mind is blown… spread the knowlage… hotdogs are eatible

After much experimentation and self-sacrificing in the name of culinary goodliness, I have discovered the perfect hotdog - Oscar Meyers Smokey Hotdogs. They are great! The best way to cook them is on the BBQ. I just don’t want to know what’s in them or how they’re made… :confused: I’m pretty sure pig’s lips and cow’s feet are involved somehow… :eek: at one time in the dim past, an aquaintance of mine described the goings-on at our local meat packing plant (Thies Meats), and I can assure you that some things are better left in the vast repository of ignorance - even if Cecil is trying to educate us all. :smack: