“So Bill Adama and Jacob from LOST walk into a bar……stop me if you heard this one. Anyway, they walk into this bar and Bill looks over at Jacob and says, ‘Eh, isn’t that Superman over there?’
Jacob looked over and said, ‘No, it’s not. I can tell from his aura. No way is that Superman.’
Bill insisted, though. ‘Seriously, man, that is Superman. I’d know him anyway.’
Jacob paused, looked at Bill and said, ‘No. His name……is Bizarro. He’s a fake.’
And Bill said, ‘Bizzaro? More like “bizarre, yo!’’
OK, so it’s not a great joke, but I like it.”
Chronos began to vibrate.
No!! Bizzaro!! No Bizzaro!
Chronos is dead. He was Bizarro from the comics. He was a member of the NDCE. He was able to look just like Superman; he was the scum godfather.
“Well, I guess that just leaves Bill Adama and Jacob from LOST. And you know what that means? I see a funny mixed-match sitcom! I’m betting Bill is the messy one and Jacob is the neat one. You two crazy boys go on out and have a great day!”
The NDCE has been destroyed….along with a bunch of the EIUGC, honestly. But it does not matter.
Suburban, who is Jacob from LOST, and Astral, who is Bill Adama from Battlestar Galactica, walked out of the Hotel of Heroes together and took their odd story of survival back to their respective shows.
“Hey,” said Jacob, “I guess having bad series finales is the key to winning.”
“I guess so, Jacob……I guess so,” replied Bill Adama.
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EIUGC wins! What an amazing and wild game! Congratulations Town! You are the champions!**
What a game!