In fairness to Giraffe, I’d suggest that Hot Buttered Toast:
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[li] Uses complete sentences[/li][li] Uses proper grammar[/li][li] Capitalizes words correctly[/li][li] Spells words correctly[/li][li] Is able to construct clear, lucid posts [/li][/ul]
These abilities are the envy of many people twice her age, if the general Internet experience is any guide, and do not immediately suggest a thirteen year old of any stripe - hot, buttered, or otherwise. Kuods to HBT, and I think the bleach is unnecessary for Giraffe.
Giraffe, did I mention how sorry I was for making you appear like an ephebophile, or whatever the correct term is for that? (Feel free to correct me on that word. I’m not even sure about the spelling.)
Oh, there’s definitely no need to apologize. Your post rocked. The 1-2-3 punch of “I’m thirteen–and wouldn’t be interested anyway–because you eat out of the toilet” was a thing of beauty, a true masterpiece. It was an honor to be on the receiving end.
Psst: I was right. If the “victim” is between 14-17 and at least five years younger than the “perp”, that guy is an ephebophile. If the victim is between the ages of 1-13 and at least five years younger than the perp, then he (or she, I suppose) is a pedophile. No matter, I’m still a jackass for bumping an ancient thread…
In my own defense, it was linked to in a recent thread so I assumed it was, y’know, fairly recent. There should be a rule or something. :smack:
I am most grateful for the bumping of the ancient toast.
Not only did I get several good chuckles, I was also taught a new word by a 13 year old.
And I fail to see why Incubus was teased for watching He-Man. He should have been teased for eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch instead of he vastly superior Cinnamon Life.
I’m sure bakers around the world are enjoying the bumping of this thread. Bread sales are up. Keep helping the economy guys.
Side note: Giraffe, I think we’re past the sandwich step. Now it needs to be toast. No zip-lock bag. Toast. I suppose you could even eat it if you wanted.
