new member going straight to the pit

I’ve read these boards from time to time over the years. Forgot about The Dope until recently. Don’t know what reminded me of all the great discussions that happen here, I have been browising for about a month. My brother in law once said, “If you can think of it, someone else already has.” That was in the contex of “inventing” things. I’ve “invented” a lot of things over the years, but they already had them (what movie was that from, I know some of you know). Well, on this forum, regarding all the topics being discussed, before I can even post something to make my point, someone else has already done so, better than I can.

So I will probably most be an observer. Maybe I can contribute a thought or two.

So why am I in the pit? Because fuck Trump, fuck the facist Republicans, fuck the idiots who think socialism and communism are the same thing, that socialism leads to totalitarism, hell fuck the idiots who think we don’t already practice socialism in this country. Get a fucking clue from the “entitlement” program Social Security.

I just got into a Facebook debate with an idiot, a friend of my brother in law, who thoght socialism meant…well fuck the details. I swore I would never do it again. This is the second time I have made that vow. What was the Mark Twain quote about arguing with an idiot?

Well, here, there are some idiots, sure. But there are so many here who destroy their idiot arguments with logic and (not alternative) facts.

So here’s to all of you people fighting ignorance.

Welcome!

You can swear at those folks all you want in the forums. You just can’t swear at a poster unless you’re in here. No swearing at mods.

Welcome to the Dope!

Hey! Fuckin’ welcome to the fucking Dope, Mike! Fuck!

And sometimes not even that. Sometimes, just saying:“Man, fuck you Trump, you lying fucking jackass!”
Welcome.

I declare this the best first post of all time. It reminds me of when rookies get called up to the majors and get a home run on their first at-bat - well done.

He kinda sounds like you! :smiley: And, er… well, the rest of us at times.

At last, someone on these boards has the guts to pit Trump. I never thought it would happen.

“The coldest argument I ever spent was with an idiot in San Francisco.”

Don’t worry about posting stuff somebody else already talked about. Unless it’s a double post with another poster about somebody famous dying, you do fine. Just go to Cafe Society and talk about food. Those threads are guaranteed a big response.

Be careful OP, if you only post in the Pit then that is considered trolling and you will be banned.

Fucken hey.

That’s…not [del]entirely[/del] accurate.
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So far, so good. Welcome mat rolled out. However…

  1. Hot dogs. Mustard or ketchup?
  2. Toilet paper. Over or under?

Answer carefully. :smiley:

Perhaps it’s this one -

Thanks for the heads up though - certainly something to keep in mind when reading your posts.

Regards,
Shodan

:slight_smile:

I’m just surprised there wasn’t already a Mike Mabes Pit thread.

Me either, the OP is full of originality, especially for the Pit.

Well, looky here.:slight_smile:

  1. Ketchup is wrong. But if you also put mustard on I wouldn’t make you leave my table
  2. Under makes no sense at all.