An Indians fan, a Yankees fan, and Pamela Anderson are sitting together in a train traveling through Switzerland when the train enters a tunnel and the car goes completely dark. There’s a kissing noise, and then the sound of a really loud slap.
When the train comes out of the tunnel, Pamela Anderson and the Indians fan are sitting as if nothing happened, and the Yankee fan is holding his slapped face.
The Yankee fan is thinking, “That Indians fan must have kissed Pamela and she swung at him and missed, slapping me instead.” Pamela is thinking, “That Yankee fan must have tried to kiss me, accidentally kissed the Indians fan, and got slapped for it.”
And the Indians fan is thinking, “This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel, I’ll make another kissing noise and slap that fucking Yankee fan again.”
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” – W.C. Fields