How advantageous is your alphabetical position on the SD People Pages?

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See that’s your problem. Everyone knows that BIGASS holes in your ears instantly make you more attractive. And hey, do you think I’d get as much action as I do If I didn’t drink tequilia straight from the bottle? Oh, and what’s with your conspicous absense of swearing. I mean this is the Internet for Fucks sake. jeez louise? come the fuck on. :wink:

Thanks Olentzero. I would have balked at calling myself irresistible, but since you did it for me. :wink:

I am in between huckfin (w/kimkatt) and javamaven1.

The way I figure it, I get the best of both worlds . . . get to watch H and K . . . and get to eat java’s homework.

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*Originally posted by oldscratch *
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Yer right. I should never have stuck just to Guinness. All the party girls drink the hard stuff. Damn.

I was talking to odieman, you freakin’ dolt. Besides the point is moot ‘cos okatym the 40’s glamour star is in the way, so now he and I can’t squash you like the peg-wearin’ booze-swillin’ bug you are. :wink:

I’m right between the Hot Chick with the nice name and Captain Pound Puppy Hat Man…or something…It sounded funnier in my head…

Once my pic goes up, I’ll be between Lexicon and Louie. Is that a good spot?

Dolt? Where’s the solidarity comrade? Just as well, I was getting a little suspicous of having the two socialists stuck together. First they group us together on the people pages, next thing you know it’s off to a death camp.

I don’t know if this is the place to point it out, but I have hummed the Internationale in my time :wink:
Keith

SEEE! I KNEW IT!! CONSPIRACY!!! I bet Manhattan is behind it.

Hmm, I’m stuck between Diane and Drainbead. Both are beautiful women but well, for a gay man like me, it’s not that adventageous! Oh me oh my…

Anyway, Olent, Oldscratch: You two are making Socialism look bad! Getting all catty with each other. Tsk! Oh and I think Old’s plugs look cool. Theyre ebony you know.

Oh, you dis me in an unprovoked manner and you ask where the solidarity is.

Doob, don’t worry about it. This is a faction fight, we have these all the time. oldscratch thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips and underscores that point by dissing the men on either side of him. I, being one of the parties so affected, feel very strongly about that. Hell, the Republicans and the Democrats have all sorts of mayhem and infighting. Who said Socialists had to be all candy and happy butterflies about it?

odieman Good on you, mate. Now if we can get you active instead of just singing…

I’m the lucky one in the Big “O” Sandwich.

MMMMMM…

Lesee, how wonky and nerdy can I get?

frst off. I’m glad to see that yu have impecible taste Okatym.
Doob, glad you remembered what my plugs were made of.

Olentzero, you’re movementism will not stand. you’ve lost sight of the bigger picture. You are nothing but an aspiring Lassalle. And nya nya nya too.
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I’m in between Weird Dave and Whammo who has a detachable head. A lovely welf in between two strange but interesting men.

My kind of people! :^)

My only disadvantages:

  1. My picture sucks. :^P
  2. At the bottom end of the alphabet, who wants to bother with me anyway?

Yeah, well, you’re a Kautskyite deviationist reductionist and your mom works for the Trilateral Commission.

Well, I certainly suffer by comparison. Elelle, besides trying to hone in on my frickin’ name, has to show up in a lace bra brandishing a skull with a pointy phallus in each hand. I mean, how to compete with that?

Esprix used to live next door, but he was mean to me, so I was glad he moved away. Now I’m getting used to Enright3, who has a nice smile, so we should get along OK.

Yes, we E’s are an eclectic bunch. Energetic, enthusiastic. Visit the E’s. Expect everlasting euphoria.

If I just posted by my real name (Erin) could I join the E bunch? E names are so nifty. And Ellen, I just wanted to say that I think you’re very pretty. Elelle doesn’t count anyway as an E person because if you say her name it clearly sounds like “L.L”! So she’s really an imposter L person trying to be an E person! Make any sense? :^)

Well if you hadn’t complained about the go-go boys, perhaps we’d have made better neighbors, hmmm? :wink:

Esprix

Why thanks Welfie! Ain’t she sweet?

The go-go boys, the Chorus Line soundtrack. Whew. And hey, while I’m thinking about it, don’t forget to return the extension cord. :wink:

Between an angry guy and a sleepy guy? Maybe. :stuck_out_tongue: