See that’s your problem. Everyone knows that BIGASS holes in your ears instantly make you more attractive. And hey, do you think I’d get as much action as I do If I didn’t drink tequilia straight from the bottle? Oh, and what’s with your conspicous absense of swearing. I mean this is the Internet for Fucks sake. jeez louise? come the fuck on.
Thanks Olentzero. I would have balked at calling myself irresistible, but since you did it for me.
Yer right. I should never have stuck just to Guinness. All the party girls drink the hard stuff. Damn.
I was talking to odieman, you freakin’ dolt. Besides the point is moot ‘cos okatym the 40’s glamour star is in the way, so now he and I can’t squash you like the peg-wearin’ booze-swillin’ bug you are.
Dolt? Where’s the solidarity comrade? Just as well, I was getting a little suspicous of having the two socialists stuck together. First they group us together on the people pages, next thing you know it’s off to a death camp.
Hmm, I’m stuck between Diane and Drainbead. Both are beautiful women but well, for a gay man like me, it’s not that adventageous! Oh me oh my…
Anyway, Olent, Oldscratch: You two are making Socialism look bad! Getting all catty with each other. Tsk! Oh and I think Old’s plugs look cool. Theyre ebony you know.
Oh, you dis me in an unprovoked manner and you ask where the solidarity is.
Doob, don’t worry about it. This is a faction fight, we have these all the time. oldscratch thinks he’s all that and a bag of chips and underscores that point by dissing the men on either side of him. I, being one of the parties so affected, feel very strongly about that. Hell, the Republicans and the Democrats have all sorts of mayhem and infighting. Who said Socialists had to be all candy and happy butterflies about it?
odieman Good on you, mate. Now if we can get you active instead of just singing…
Well, I certainly suffer by comparison. Elelle, besides trying to hone in on my frickin’ name, has to show up in a lace bra brandishing a skull with a pointy phallus in each hand. I mean, how to compete with that?
Esprix used to live next door, but he was mean to me, so I was glad he moved away. Now I’m getting used to Enright3, who has a nice smile, so we should get along OK.
Yes, we E’s are an eclectic bunch. Energetic, enthusiastic. Visit the E’s. Expect everlasting euphoria.
If I just posted by my real name (Erin) could I join the E bunch? E names are so nifty. And Ellen, I just wanted to say that I think you’re very pretty. Elelle doesn’t count anyway as an E person because if you say her name it clearly sounds like “L.L”! So she’s really an imposter L person trying to be an E person! Make any sense? :^)