Once God wooshed one troll in Nantucket,
Who sought Truth in only one bucket;
Johnny M came to say
“There is only one Way!”
But his efforts were poorly construc’ed.
You seriously reported it? That little wisecrack? Oh for the love of . . . I don’t mind being jabbed–“if you can’t stand the heat,” etc.–but if I am actually warned by the Mods for that post, this would hardly the kind of place I’d want to be anyway.
I only did because jsgoddess made that comment and it amused me. I wouldn’t have if I had come across it normally.
Particularly since it followed tomndebb’s post containing this remark:
Jesus Christ. You’re a brat.
Dude seems like a harmless flake to me. He’ll go away soon enough, probably when his guest membership runs out, if not before.
Yes. I was being a brat when I did that. I shouldn’t have done it.
So, Eve, are you interested in addressing my objection to your OP or are you just going to “dine-and-dash?”
Do you really think his single additional clarification is adequate tending of his two GD threads and not significantly closer to being “hit and run”?
It might be an opportunity if he was present and engaged on any of the points or questions directed to him.
hajario pissed in Eve’s tea
Over punctuattention from she
To a witnessing newb
In GD. What a boob!
God will smite the whole lot of you, see?
Meh. If you were any good you would have rhymed “hajario.”
Oho! So you think, huh, hajario,
That I can’t find a way or scenario
To rhyme with your name?
HA! My lim’ricking fame
Demands that I prove the contrary – so!
Eve, If an idiot troll makes you question the existence of your god, then you have more issues than this clown. Yet we have an opportunity here. Emotionally, you are just one hop skip and jump from Secular Humanist World! Come join us. It’s really quite liberating. Atheism has so many positive aspects – really, you’ll love it.
I hope you don’t mind if I pass your name and address along to my communist, homosexual, and sundry radical leftist associates. We’re all on the lookout for your crises of conscience – you make the best kinds of recruits for our Army of Darkness. 
A Pitizen Doper, hajario
Took a junior modding scenario
“Don’t blast guests,” he told Eve
“For what they believe
Or for improper use of punctuario.”
(Yeah, it’s lame; so sue me!)
Shit. What have I started?
BTW, not that “hajario” has a correct pronunciation but when I say it in my head the accent is on the “i”, like hah-jah-ree-oh, not hah-jar-ee-oh, but rhyming it with scenario is pretty fucking clever I must admit.
BTW2, Polycarp’s response here was excellent and I think a better way to handle those kinds of OPs.
Sorry, I have this thing called a “life,” I’m not on this Board 24/7. As for your objection to my post, would it be too un-Pitlike if I boiled it down to “we disagree?”
Honey, you don’t know me very well: I make Madalyn Murray O’Hara look like Mother Teresa!
(OK, the both of them were evil bitches, but that’s beside my point . . .)
There is a Member named hajario
(who may or may not be from the bario);
He reported Eve’s post
(which was no worse than most)
when it comes to rhyming, I am chary-o.
Says the lady with nearly 20,000 posts. :rolleyes:
OK, you’re obviously spoiling for a personal fight here, but I ain’t playing.
Said a Doper called Hajario
“Though Johnny would kill Ronnie Dio,
He deserves response wise
Not a catch phrase that lies
On the lines of the Duran song Rio.”
Not very good, I admit, but you didn’t give me much to work with! 