Ha! Now you’ve done it!
I could write haiku all day!
You’re in for it now…
Johnny M and Eve
1920’s Style “Death Ray”
The Cage Match From Hell.
EddyTeddyFred
dy will haiku us to death!
We are all quite doomed.
And hajario
Is the referee. Oh no!
Who will win this bout?
Lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame
Lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame.
Lame lame lame lame lame
Lame lame lame lame lame
And nothing but more of the same.
Or if you prefer:
Lame lame lame lame lame
Lame lame lame lame lame lame lame
Ad infinitum.
applauds
I have posted other questions in the forum the great debate. Please visit and comment on the questions asked.
Thanks for the invite, but seeing how I don’t wanna get moderated, I think it best to talk to you in the pit.
In your recent post, you mention having students?
That thought is almost enough to make me wanna pray…for them.
Are you going to
Respond to the answers there
you big old chump, you?
No.
But please continue stopping by the Pit so I can call you a fucking idiot every now and then.
You speak of winning
Yet our skills poetry
Ensure no-one shall.
*At * poetry. At. :smack:
One must admit, you’ve certainly proved your point.
I believe the correct term is fuckwit.
That’s not brattiness. That’s just being a prick.
Nah. It’s the behavior of a two-year-old. Round heah, we call that being a brat. 
What, we’re reduced to haiku? And not even properly constructed haiku, but 17-syllable remarks written in three lines with no attempt to fit the imagery criteria?
Can’t someone do a sonnet or villanelle? A triolet? How about “Sestina of the Troll Royal”:
"Speakin’ in general, I have read 'em all –
Those incoherent trolls who write in rants…
Because your choice was somewhat strange,
I had to look up triolet.
I had to stretch my vocab. range,
Because your choice was somewhat strange.
My good thoughts of you will likely change,
You’ve forced me to learn more this day;
Because your choice was somewhat strange,
I had to look up triolet. 
Sorry to interrupt the poetry slam but I have to get this off my chest…
johnny M, getting from here
to here
can only be done via extreme stupidity or blatant trollery.
You may now resume counting your syllables, lines, and what have you. Thank you.
No one who has been in the Marines is “harmless.” Then again, he could be frontin’ about that, and how would we know.