I’m about as dense as you are, and I’m constantly amazed that I’ve ever had sex with anyone, even though I’m not exactly hard to look at. There’s also that pesky self-confidence thing that I’ve wrestled with since I was a teen. I actually had a woman finally ask in complete exasperation: “Would you be offended if I asked you to sleep with me tonight?” I was stunned into silence, which she took to be refusal, which then led to a desperate (and successful) damage control/salvage effort on my part.
Sheesh, what a clod.
I found that when I became engaged to Mr. Ujest, the zone of cluelessness that was around me regarding the opposite sex just went away.
Sadly, after I married, all the really hot guys that I never would have thought I woulda had a chance for before taking the plunge, were suddenly interested in me.
Now, I am past my sell-by date however and frankly wouldn’t want to get back in the game again because it is more brutal than I remember which is why I will stay married to Mr. Ujest and torture him all the rest of his days, watching a 30 year old cute friend of mine completely miss all the cues and chances with a guy that was practically drooling all over her, was most amusing.
Just relax.