I’m not anywhere near that thing and I can’t breathe!
It does look like a panic attack waiting to happen.
Have you seen those little “gold magnets” that go on your ear to help you stop smoking?? If not look here: www.zeromedstore.com
Please make this stuff go away.
That takes me no where…
It’s a homeopathic link-you aren’t supposed to actually click on the whole link at the same time. 
Peter Popoff’s…Miracle Manna Loaf. Sounds like a porn title.
No love for The Athena Institute whose ad has appeared in the back of how many magazines forever?
It looks like she finally tried to update her looks, though.
See?? Awesome job!
Yer kidding.
Next thing you will tell me is that sea monkey’s for sale in the back of magazines are not as big as the adverts.
Yeah, but how’s her hair looking?
Indeed. Because moving your umbrella up or down three or four inches was always so much trouble.
That “free” personality “test” that Scientology wants you to take!
DVD RewindeR - get yours here
I can’t quite tell whether they’re selling it as a gag or not - but since it comes with a recorded rewinding sound, I’m guessing yes.
Sleel, a four-minute workout may do wonders in getting you buff, but if you’re going for actual cardiovascular training - ie. keeping your heart and respiratory system healthy - you need to work out for at least half an hour.
Considering that the home page for that site includes the text: “Don’t get caught with old gags and worn out jokes.” I think it’s settled… 
Please let’s not include a very well marketed way to fence stolen property in with the magnets.
Which is why audiophiles tend to take to blind listening trials with the same gusto that vampires take to garlic.
No, no. The problem is the inherent poor quality of the Monster cables. It’s not that the coat hangers are as good as monster cable, it’s that monster cable is as bad as coat hangers.
To really hear the difference, you’d have to go with the 4 guage, zero-oxygen, gold wrapped with diamond-encrusted, $1000 a foot stuff. Not that gawd-awful consumer-grade stuff that is Monster cable.
The only decent audio cables are made of the melted down gold teeth of Holocaust victims. Very pricey.