"How could anybody be &@#$*ing STUPID enough to buy that and breathe?" products

Just to be clear: I think the exercise system is stupid and that they make extreme claims. An effective exercise program would include more varied training, including longer, lower-intensity efforts. That said, if the machine is as much of an ass-kicker as it’s reputed to be, most people wouldn’t be capable of actually using the thing for 4 full minutes. If you could, you’d probably be in darn good shape. You could do much worse things for your health than aim for that time goal on the machine.

Cardiac adaptations and links to performance are complicated. This study shows that while there are recognizable heart adaptations in older athletes over controls, there wasn’t always a clear relationship between adaptations due to sprinting vs. endurance training and overall performance. This meta-study shows that strength athletes do have favorable heart adaptations, counter to the perception that only endurance athletes have good heart health, and that athletes with combined strength and endurance training have the most favorable adaptations.

Lactate threshold training, which is now seen to be a better measure of overall performance than VO2-max, is influenced much more by intensity than by length of effort. If you improve your lactate threshold, you can work closer to your maximal effort (i.e. VO2-max) for longer periods of time, and thus perform better. You can’t work at the edge of your maximum capabilities for very long at all, even if you’re an elite athlete, so these kinds of training sessions are going to be short intervals mixed in with recovery periods of either lower or no activity.

In addition, you don’t actually need to keep your heart rate in your training zone for longer than 30 minutes. If you’re doing steady-state training, you are supposed to keep your heart rate up for a minimum of 10 minutes, but benefits drop off rapidly for efforts that last longer than 30 minutes. In other words, thirty minutes is around where you hit the point of diminishing returns; longer isn’t necessarily better, it’s just longer. Upping the intensity rather than increasing the duration, or doing more frequent training sessions (increased volume) is better than just doing what you’re doing for a longer time each session. Short-duration, high-performance athletes are actually advised to limit their endurance training to prevent losses of strength and power.

You could be pretty darn fit with sub-maximal training lasting only 10–20 minutes, mixed in with intense interval training a couple of times a week, or from doing strength training with minimum HIIT sessions, about 3 a week. Even better would be mixed training that challenges you with strength training, high intensity cardio, and lower intensity cardio at various times. The workouts on the site I posted earlier are mostly “weightlifting,” but considering that you’re usually doing bursts of higher intensity and lower intensity activity and keeping heart rates up to between 70 and 90% of max rates, it’s often cardio training in disguise.

LINK CONTAINS SOUND AND VIDEO! Talking money.

Hey, it’s authorized by the Liberian government. That’s impressive.

I like how it’s silver.
(well, 71 milligrams of silver…)

Not that anyone is probably still interested at this point, but I just came across an article related to what I was talking about earlier. The Journal of Applied Physiology had a 2005 article on sprint interval training where two groups of recreationally active students were tested. One group did normal activity, one did a few training sessions of very short duration, high intensity sprints.

The sprint group did 4 to 7 thirty-second sprints, with a four-minute rest between each effort, and a day or two to recover in between sessions, for a total of 6 sessions. After two weeks both groups were tested. The non-training group showed no change. The group that did the sprints performed only about 15 minutes of total training over the 14 days, only about 3 minutes of activity per session. Both groups were reported as being moderately active, doing some kind of exercise a few times a week.

From the article’s discussion section: “Our data show that aerobic endurance capacity was dramatically improved after only six sessions of sprint interval training, despite the fact that VO2 peak remained unchanged. Indeed, exercise time to exhaustion more than doubled in six of eight subjects who performed the training intervention…and the mean performance improvement was 100%.”

While I previously said that the claims of the machine manufacturer were overstated, apparently they’re less exaggerated than I thought. It is still stupidly expensive and much less versatile than other exercise equipment though. I could seriously set up an entire home gym — including rubber mats and mirrors — on about 1/3 of what it costs, which puts it in the “extremely stupid, but not entirely useless” category of consumer crap.

Sorry, I never noticed that you’d responded to my previous post.

That study is interesting but I can’t see where it defines “moderate activity”; I was probably more active than the majority of students at my college but my daily workout was carrying a keg into the apartment…

Actually, you’ve got to buy a flat of bottles every so often to replace ones that start leaking. 24 prefilled new bottles costs around $3.50 at Sam’s.

I agree that buying individual bottles at the grocery store or the gas staion, at up to $1.25/bottle (no doubt higher yet outside of flyover country) is really stupid.

The bottled water industry has really done a number on gullible germophobes. They’ve planted “news” articles in local papers and on local TV that periodically warn of dire Third World-type diseases you’ll get if you refill your water bottles from the Brita or the tap.

I’ve been refilling them from my Brita since the early '90s, way back when I still had kids at home. Nobody’s gotten any sort of waterborne disease from a rinsed-out bottle yet.

I freeze some half-full and fill them up as needed for everyday water and I fill some up to about 2" from the top to freeze for “camp ice” and drink’em after they’ve melted down. I use no bagged ice for weekend camping and minimize its use on vacation.

“All subjects were recreationally active individuals from the McMaster University student population who participated in some form of exercise two to three times per week (e.g., jogging, cycling, aerobics), but none was engaged in any sort of structured training program.”

The service that will text you a different joke a day for only 99 cents a day. Perfect for the joke lover with no access to a computer, or TV, or library, or bookstore, or friends.

I buy bottle water because my well water tastes like sulfur. I know I could live on it, but it doesn’t seem to me to be a particularly stupid thing to want to drink water that doesn’t make me want to throw up.

pasta pronta

Anything sold by John Ellis. This is the guy that buys a full-page ad in PopSci and other magazines just about every month, usually advertising some kind of “energized water” treatment, making some very spurious (but extremely! densely! punctuated!) claims.

I don’t know how this guy doesn’t get shut down by the government, but I know how he stays in business: Very! Stupid!! People!!! Who will spend an amount in direct proportion to the frequency of punctuation used in the ad!!!

“Honey, get the checkbook! This guy used 35 exclamation points in one paragraph!”

Ok, I just viewed the video on that site, and I cannot believe anyone is purchasing that product. Expecting to cook pasta properly in that is one thing, but seafood?!?

I love the enthusiastic qualifiers. “Al dente pasta in a snap!” “Crunchy asparagus in just minutes!” “Almost-cooked rice, effortlessly!”

I once bought this stuff called “Thermo Tea”. It was an orange-flavored powdered drink mix that was supposed to rev up your metabolism and make you lose lots of weight quickly.

I’ve tried lots of diets and had even then, and this stuff sounded great. It made me feel jittery and energetic, who knows what it had in it… the ingredients listed “natural herbs and flavors”.

Anyhow, it cost about 40 bucks for a big ass plastic jar. I used the stuff religoiusly with naturally no results.

I didn’t order any more, and thought that was the end of it and racked it up to my gullibilty.

So years later, I get a small check in the mail with a letter telling me that the money was part of a class-action suit brought against the makers of Thermo Tea because it didn’t work. Well, the checks keep coming every once in a great while, so I guess it wasn’t all bad.

There’s no way in hell I would ever shell out money to them, but I have to admit I find the concept kind of cute.

Castrated.

It’s been almost two decades, and apparently, there still is a market for…geez… THIS.

I saw a commercial for this several years ago, and my first thought was, “Is a big block of wood or a few stone slabs that hard to get?”

I’d buy the FartCapture™.

Why is buying a bottle of water at a gas station any stupider than buying a bottle of soda or juice? Granted, I drink tap water most of the time (but then again, I live in a place where the tap water is drinkable), but when I’m on a road trip or just out doing errands and get thirsty, water is my drink of choice, and I’m happy to be able to buy a bottle of it.

I do agree that if your tap water is bad, it’s better to invest in a filter or a Brita or something for your daily drinking needs. But I for one am happy that I can buy water nowadays - we couldn’t when I was a kid, and it’s nice to have something non-sugared or caffeinated to drink.