How did I get on the bestiality spam list?

From my inbox:

What the heck?

Have you been letting your dog use the computer?

I got one a couple months ago that had a subject of:

Red Hot Beastie Action! Live Beastie Sex!

The scary part is, we call my grandmother “Beastie”. I was terrified she’d somehow started a career in grannie-porn.

I get the ones that are titled Live horny girls raping farm animals!!!

I don’t know who I offended to get on these lists, but I sure wish they’d shoot me and get it over with.

That email about big beavers wasn’t at all what I expected…:smiley:

Dunno waterj2, but I have received those too. I just delete them and move on.

Ick!

Snake fuck? :slight_smile:

I AM glad those links were just blue underlined words, waterj2. :wink:

Not for nothin’, but isn’t beastiality illegal? Can you get in legal trouble for clicking on those links, like I assume you can for kiddie porn?

Zette

My cousin use to have sex with dogs all the time with no apparent effect on himself or the dogs.

Unfortunately however he was inattentively licking his balls in the middle of the road one day when a truck ran over and kill him.

So you tried clicking them? :stuck_out_tongue:
(all in a moderator’s job, I guess)

As for the legal aspects, I think there are specific laws against purchasing/downloading/viewing kiddie porn, in addition to the laws against having sex with children. I’m not sure there are similar laws against beastiality. Either way, I’m most emphatically not clicking those links.

[Clinton] I hovered, but I did not click. [/Clinton] :wink:

Don’t click “unsub”. Replying will only confirm that yours is a valid email address.

Here’s one I saved for its historical importance:

Don’t worry, the link no longer works.

SNAKE FUCK??? How does one fuck a snake? Is that even possible???

Well, since you asked . . .

The snake is used by a woman as a phallus.

There, aren’t you glad to know?

Ooooooo gross. Why did I read that last post, please god wipe the image from my brain please.

I’m more wondering about the horse blow jobs. I mean, wouldn’t you be afraid of the horse’s teeth?

slither slither :squish: slither hisssss hisss :squish: slither
Oh yeah, baby!

[Robin Williams]
It’s the Throbbing Python of Love!!!
[/Robin Williams]