Inspired by this thread.
I’m curious as to how people meet people these days. Did you rescue your lover from impending doom? Slay an attacker of some sort? Have a charming accident where they were forced to nurse you back to health? Get too drunk and decide you weren’t getting any younger?
Indulge me, if you will. How did you meet your Love-Of-All-Loves? Or if you’re single, how’d you meet your last one? Please include your age and length of relationship as well.
I’m 28, and single for the past three or so years (though not completely devoid of sexual contact, nothing any sane person could consider a ‘meaningful’ relationship). My last real girlfriend was a nurse at my doctor’s office. Though utterly worthless to the medical community, she was the stereotypical “hot nurse” so I just grimaced as she mutilated my arm again and again in what would normally be considered a routine blood draw (I mean seriously woman, you could close your eyes and throw the damn syringe at my arm and have a better chance than not hitting a vein). Now, hindsight being what it is, I suppose I could’ve taken this as a sign that she might not be the ideal woman for me but… she was hot.
Like, really hot.
Like, really, seriously, ‘please-be-my-guest-and-repeatedly-skewer-my-arm-until-it’s-nothing-but-a-swolllen-bruised-mass-of-flapping-useless-man flesh-whilst-I-try-to-maintain-a-smile-and-make-charming-small-talk’ hot.
Twenty agonizing minutes later, I asked her what she was doing after work.
We began dating. Much sex was had, mostly by me.
Fast forward two miserable years. To keep this at least relatively brief, I won’t go into details, suffice to say that she also turned out to be ‘act-like-as-much-of-a-smoldering-twatmuffin-for-as-long-as-you-like-because-it-seems-I’ve-the-confidence-of-a-stewed-turnip’ hot as well.
The things we do for decent nookie…
When I’d FINALLY reached my breaking point, we broke up in a very ugly (though morbidly comical) scene involving her children (she had two… from two different dads… one of whom was in jail… :smack:) a hidden coke habit, and a violent assault on yours truly with a largeish glass picture frame.
No trouble drawing blood THAT time…
But that be a story for another thread.