December is, how shall I put this, one of our most outspoken members.
That is to say, he is a gifted ass. As opposed to all those ungifted asses who don’t read the SDMB.
But what do you think he looks like?
In my imagination, he is white (very), with a long white beard, & bald on top. About 85 years old, or so.
He sits around his house in a dirty old white (not very) bathrobe, alternatively scratching himself (we won’t say where, much less why), writing scathing letters to the “National Review”, which accuse George Will of being a secret Jane Fonda Liberal, posting on the SDMB whilst cackling madly, & racing to the window to scream at the local kids to “GET OFF MY LAWN!”
Which is odd, because the lawn is dead. He bought this great house, really cheap, right next to the toxic waste dump. Npne o’ that pinko environmentalism for him!
**So, what do you think he looks like? ** ;j