How do choose between the philosophies of Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey?

Wow! I just got a great idea for a new Chuck Norris vehicle. A buddy cop TV show called “Walker on Water & Texas Ranger”. Chuck and Jesus kick some ass! Excuse me now, I must go call the networks.

Shut up, Honky!

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When I was Catholic there was always a race to the parking lot after mass.

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Thanks folks, I’m here all week, try the veal![/sub]