How do choose between the philosophies of Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey?

[QUOTE=Jeep’s Phoenix]
Agreed. I really thought the whole Chuck Norris meme would die after that column he wrote about Jesus being the only real badass (or something to that affect, I just skimmed over it).
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Wow! I just got a great idea for a new Chuck Norris vehicle. A buddy cop TV show called “Walker on Water & Texas Ranger”. Chuck and Jesus kick some ass! Excuse me now, I must go call the networks.

[QUOTE=Daithi Lacha]
Oh, so by my marrying a Catholic, I’ve now got a mixed-race marriage? I feel like Lady Lacha & myself are Tom & Helen Willis on The Jeffersons! But we’re both, like, you know, white.

How convenient!
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Shut up, Honky!

:smiley:

[QUOTE=Daithi Lacha]
Ok, I’m confused now. Since when is “Catholic” a race?
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When I was Catholic there was always a race to the parking lot after mass.

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Thanks folks, I’m here all week, try the veal![/sub]