Can Chuck Norris be anymore of a dumb ass?

I think he took a few too many blows to the head:

**Chuck Norris Hunts for Obama’s ‘Secret Vault’ as Interpol Conspiracy Theories Get Wilder **

Man, this guy is a fucking idiot.

Here is just one stellar example of his bullshit line of thinking:

When did we start withdrawing from Iraq, and when did we decide we were closing Gitmo?

On the other hand, those tee shirts with the moods of Chuck Norris are pretty amusing…


Maybe he and OJ can form a crimefighting duo - searching for murderers and conspiracies on America’s golf courses.


I kind of admire someone that can hold that many contradictory thoughts in their head at once. According to Norris, Obama is both not going after terrorist enough (or even on their side) and giving the International organization that shares information about terrorists too much power. He’s also both weak on terror for having public trials of terrorists, but also insidiously hiding information about terrorists in a ahem secret vault.

Really? I recommend more. The brain is dead as evidenced by the columns he writes, but the body’s still a-twitchin’.

One of the first things on the adgenda:

The Iraq withdrawal decision was announced in Feb, 2009 and is scheduled to begin in August of this year. Obama originally promised he would shut Gitmo down, but has since backed off of that decision. However, both decisions have fuck-all to do with Interpol And Chuck Norris is a lunatic, which makes him doubly dangerous.

This latest incident reminds me of the time a blind man stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck said, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” and the mere mention of his name cured the man’s blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

He’s going senile.

The last part of the article makes a terrific, and rather ironic, point:

In case it’s not obvious, the link in the quote above is ‘active’.

Man, first Tony Dungy, now Joe Buck, can’t you football announcers just keep out of politics? I swear if Joe Theisman starts complaining about GOP here, I’m gonna leave.

When Chuck Norris finds the secret vault, he will use his superhuman strength to fling it into the sun.

But who’s going to say it to Chuck’s face? I’ve got a bad back, so I can’t do it.

I dont think Joe Theisman even knows how to spell GOP, let alone have an opinion on them.

I thought this sentence was hilarious! :slight_smile: ETA: the sentence about the NRA being the voice of reason.

Going senile? He’s already senile.

So, a crime fighting duo with John McCain?

True, he is no Terry Bradshaw.

Dumbass. Everyone knows Obama’s secret vault is underneath the Lexington Hotel in Chicago.

I thought it was buried underneath his secret lair in Kenya.

Nope, BG’s got it right. The Kenya vault is a decoy; it could have anything inside. Everyone “knows” that the one in Chicago is empty. Geraldo proved it, with that clever, almost prescient, ruse back in '86.