Can Chuck Norris be anymore of a dumb ass?

[joebuck20]

I think he took a few too many blows to the head:

**Chuck Norris Hunts for Obama’s ‘Secret Vault’ as Interpol Conspiracy Theories Get Wilder **

http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/declassified/archive/2010/01/12/chuck-norris-hunts-for-obama-s-secret-vault-as-interpol-conspiracy-theories-get-wilder.aspx

Man, this guy is a fucking idiot.

Here is just one stellar example of his bullshit line of thinking:

“Is it merely coincidental that Obama signed this executive Interpol order, and that the following events are converging at this time in American history: the U.S. withdrawal from Iraq, the closure of Guantanamo Bay terrorist detention facility, Obama’s indifference and even defense of Islamic extremists like the Fort Hood shooter or Northwest flight 253’s attempted bomber?”

[XT]

When did we start withdrawing from Iraq, and when did we decide we were closing Gitmo?

On the other hand, those tee shirts with the moods of Chuck Norris are pretty amusing…

-XT

[Merijeek]

@joebuck20

I think he took a few too many blows to the head:

**Chuck Norris Hunts for Obama’s ‘Secret Vault’ as Interpol Conspiracy Theories Get Wilder **

http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/declassified/archive/2010/01/12/chuck-norris-hunts-for-obama-s-secret-vault-as-interpol-conspiracy-theories-get-wilder.aspx

Man, this guy is a fucking idiot.

Here is just one stellar example of his bullshit line of thinking:

Maybe he and OJ can form a crimefighting duo - searching for murderers and conspiracies on America’s golf courses.

-Joe

[Simplicio]

I kind of admire someone that can hold that many contradictory thoughts in their head at once. According to Norris, Obama is both not going after terrorist enough (or even on their side) and giving the International organization that shares information about terrorists too much power. He’s also both weak on terror for having public trials of terrorists, but also insidiously hiding information about terrorists in a ahem secret vault.

[The_Tooth]

@joebuck20

I think he took a few too many blows to the head:

Really? I recommend more. The brain is dead as evidenced by the columns he writes, but the body’s still a-twitchin’.

[Fleetwood]

@xtisme

When did we start withdrawing from Iraq, and when did we decide we were closing Gitmo?

-XT

One of the first things on the adgenda: Obama signs order to close Guantanamo Bay facility - CNN.com

[armedmonkey]

@xtisme

When did we start withdrawing from Iraq, and when did we decide we were closing Gitmo?

The Iraq withdrawal decision was announced in Feb, 2009 and is scheduled to begin in August of this year. Obama originally promised he would shut Gitmo down, but has since backed off of that decision. However, both decisions have fuck-all to do with Interpol And Chuck Norris is a lunatic, which makes him doubly dangerous.

This latest incident reminds me of the time a blind man stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck said, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” and the mere mention of his name cured the man’s blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

[Chimera]

He’s going senile.

[KarlGauss]

The last part of the article makes a terrific, and rather ironic, point:

@Chuck Norris Hunts for Obama's 'Secret Vault' as Interpol Conspiracy Theories Get Wilder

For another reality check, take a look at this posting—just up on the National Rifle Association’s site—which dissects the conspiracy claims about Obama’s executive order and concludes they are hogwash.

What does it say about the state of political discourse when the NRA is the voice of reason?

In case it’s not obvious, the link in the quote above is ‘active’.

[kidchameleon]

Man, first Tony Dungy, now Joe Buck, can’t you football announcers just keep out of politics? I swear if Joe Theisman starts complaining about GOP here, I’m gonna leave.

[Euphonious_Polemic]

When Chuck Norris finds the secret vault, he will use his superhuman strength to fling it into the sun.

[ivan_astikov]

But who’s going to say it to Chuck’s face? I’ve got a bad back, so I can’t do it.

[Jack_Batty]

@kidchameleon

Man, first Tony Dungy, now Joe Buck, can’t you football announcers just keep out of politics? I swear if Joe Theisman starts complaining about GOP here, I’m gonna leave.

I dont think Joe Theisman even knows how to spell GOP, let alone have an opinion on them.

[otternell]

@KarlGauss

The last part of the article makes a terrific, and rather ironic, point:In case it’s not obvious, the link in the quote above is ‘active’.

I thought this sentence was hilarious! ETA: the sentence about the NRA being the voice of reason.

[Michael_Ellis]

@Chimera

He’s going senile.

Going senile? He’s already senile.

[Squink]

@Chimera

He’s going senile.

So, a crime fighting duo with John McCain?

[kidchameleon]

@Jack_Batty

I dont think Joe Theisman even knows how to spell GOP, let alone have an opinion on them.

True, he is no Terry Bradshaw.

[BrainGlutton]

Now Norris, famed for his expertise in the martial arts, attacks from a different direction. In a new column on World Net Daily, the right-wing Web site, he claims that Obama signed the executive order so that he can slyly, without anyone noticing, create a “secret vault” at Interpol’s New York office to conceal important records about the war on terror from the American public.

Dumbass. Everyone knows Obama’s secret vault is underneath the Lexington Hotel in Chicago.

[joebuck20]

@BrainGlutton

Dumbass. Everyone knows Obama’s secret vault is underneath the Lexington Hotel in Chicago.

I thought it was buried underneath his secret lair in Kenya.

[kaylasdad99]

@joebuck20

I thought it was buried underneath his secret lair in Kenya.

Nope, BG’s got it right. The Kenya vault is a decoy; it could have anything inside. Everyone “knows” that the one in Chicago is empty. Geraldo proved it, with that clever, almost prescient, ruse back in '86.