How do I choose a porno for the Afghani woman across the street?

I hereby humbly and respectfully request an update!

Opalcat, any progress in this gesture of goodwill?

I’m waiting to see the story on CNN of the guy who stoned his wife while in America because she looked at porn.

I also suggest something tame. A regular porn. If it’s not marked or obvious that it’s a specialty flick, then it’s probably a safe bet. You don’t want to over expose her because then it will be shor tlived. You have to work your way up to orgies, snowballing, etc.

Dare I even ask what this is?
Yeah, go ahead and blow away that final layer of innocence.

On second thought, I think Caligola would be an excellent choice. A cornucopia of of sex and booze!

I’m going to try the spoiler tag off the top of my head, I hope it works.

It’s when a girl takes the “discharge” from the man in her mouth and then shares it with either another girl or the guy himself. Sometimes they go back and forth a few times with it.

You’ve never seen Clerks, huh? Movies like it and Drinking Games have some merit as films that explain strange practices without showing them…Some of them I’m happy enough not to see :o

Am I the only one that fears this might all end in extreme nastiness if the woman’s husband disapproves strongly (oh sure, we could argue back and forth all day about whether he would be wrong to disapprove, but will that help much if (god forbid) he decides that the best course of action is to start kicking the shit out of you?)

BUMP!

Again, Bumpski.

Harold and Maude.

Bump bumpitty bump bump, BUMP BUMP!

Come on Opal Cat, for some reason this story has me so interested I can hardly stand it.

BUMP…Any news on this? I find this story intersting too.

Ok update time.

Last week we rented a movie for her, and yesterday I got it back. However, her son (who is about 9) was standing right there so I didn’t get a chance to ask her what she thought. Heh. He was asking “How come I didn’t get to watch the movie?”

The selection was really small at the store we went to (we never were able to find the store we were looking for, but we found another mom-n-pop video store that had a small adult section) and so we got a movie called “Heat” …

I watched it last night myself and it was really weird. Like excessively artsy. No plot, no dialogue. Heh.

Anyway, as soon as I talk to her I’ll let everyone know.

“Starring Brick Majors

If that’s not a porn name, I don’t know what is.

And being one who has watched more then his fair share of porn, I must say that I didn’t recognize any of the names or faces in that movie.

“never met the dad” You will.

All of the other movies seemed to be clip compilations like “50,000 Facials” or “the 9,000,000 hottest teen anal”