How do I get a kitten to bond with my wife?

Or a Kindle. Kindles combine all the best parts of books and keyboards–you can rub your ass on the reading surface and mash buttons to disrupt things. At the same time!

Someone wasn’t getting enough attention.

So it turns out Smokey is probably a girl.

She is making some progress. She’ll sit and let my wife pet her…on my wife’s keyboard.

Agreed. I came dropped by to post something similar, but the clamping instructions make **Joey’**s post especially good.

The blanket is a good idea. My cats love those super soft microfiber blankets. When I use one it is guaranteed to attract most of the cats in the house who all have to make biscuits on it.

Just came back to this thread and saw the weird set of numbers there…the logical explanation is, of course, that one of the cats was stepping on the keyboard while I tried to post…sigh.

You’d be surprised how many problems can be solved by a little peanut butter on your nipples.

Could you get a small towel or washcloth that has the scent of the kittens mother on it? And keep it on your wife’s lap. At six weeks old the kitten probably still fondly remembers Mama Kitty.