How do I get permission to post in the Marketplace?

Don’t do it! It’s a trap!

I need new glasses. There are some squiggly bits under the final row of pentagrams, but I thought that was just an ornamental thing.

Never, never, never sign the contract while the squiggly bits are still moving.

I live in a damp basement. If I had to wait for every squiggly bit to stop moving, I’d never get anything done.

Just because you don’t remember it, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.