How do I get put on spam lists?

[Janx]

Well, zaphod_742 has been alive for just over 24 hours now and has only managed to amass 11 SPAMS. Its a bit disappointing I know, we had such high hopes of an immediate and fatal inundation of web flotsam, but perhaps we need to give it a bit of time to appear on the world SPAM headquarters radar. Some of them have almost sequential titles like:

MSN Women Good couples, bad times

eDiets Good Foods Gone Bad!

MSN Featured Offers The new miniskirts are in at Neiman Marcus!

Get it, women, diets, miniskirts. There must be a connection here someplace.
After posting this response I will dutifully go to these spamz and click the “Take me off your list” link. I’m still waiting for an authentic scam letter.
** Ayesha ** wrote…

I have been told I have that power (along with others) over men many times.

Oh really. Does that mean I can put you on my sperm list then? I will let you know whan your turn comes up.

** MamaHen ** wrote…

It’s your tongue down his throat.

Ya know, I really had to fight the temptation of writing some thing like- I got news for you ** MamaHen **, Its not her tong. Good thing I didn’t. (I’m also assuming that ** Ayesha ** is, in fact, a she)

** Ryle Dup ** wrote…

I’ve done this, it’s how I found out my aol account had a limit of 1000 emails.

I don’t know why, but I found this inexplicably hilarious.

** ** wrote…

Don’t ask how I know, and don’t mention it to my boss.

Your just evil. Your boss must be a real nice guy to get such a thoughtful gift as that. I will visit there now, AND book mark their site for future abuse.

[Janx]

** whatami ** wrote…

I’ve found that http://www.optinmail.cc/ works pretty good for loading up other’s accounts with spam.

I did this yesterday, got my confirmation letter, returned it and soon enough I got back a letter that my return confirmation had fatal errors. Can you believe it. Here I want SPAM and the SPAM server is on the fritz. On to the mail. Total count for the last 24 hours is a measly 17, nothing really remarkable either except maybe:

** Protect-a-Pet Lifesaving Mini Discs - $6.99 ** what the …
Protect-a-Pet Lifesaving Mini Discs
Flashing disc lights visible up to 1 mile, for added safety while walking your dog or cat.

First problem I have with this is: How often do you walk your cat. At night? While I do think the Idea of attaching aircraft landing lights to my cats collar is original, I think it’s getting into serious overkill territory.

** Personalized baby spa robe - $25 **

Now here is something that I don’t see how I ever lived without. Since when do babies have their own spa.

[Janx]

Oh, BTW, I still have yet to get any of the really good SPAM. I’m waiting for the infamous scam letter of some sort or another. Don’t send me yours, I want one that I can play with.
Also, after just 28 SPAMS in 2 days I’m beginning to think everyone on the net is just having me on, that getting swamped with SPAM is a myth, and that you are all secretly laughing at me. For thinking that I could get more interesting mail.

:dubious: