And the best part is, when you are through, you are already cleaned up. My SO, in a fit of jealous rage, removed my beloved shower head, and installed one of those “rain” shower heads instead. Bummer.
Allright, so I’ve figure where to aim it. I can get myself off fairly well with just my hands, but maybe the water pressure in my neck of the woods is too weak, because I get absolutely nothing out of it. I figured maybe I was supposed to use it in a more general way, rather than just concentrating on my clit.
LMAO Yeah, I don’t know if you’d want to be taking masturbation advice from Spoofe unless you want to draw blood.
An exgf would leave the handheld on regular spray, not pulse, spread herself with one hand and let the needles of water walk back and forth across the little man in the boat.
Don’t ask me why I share… L
Maybe it’s just me, but I’ve never figured out the appeal of the showerhead. Just seems like a waste of water to me…but then, I’ve heard of girls who haven’t figured out how to amuse themselves without playing in the shower, too.
For the benefit of the doubt, let’s just say, don’t aim three gallons of ANYTHING into your ass. That really should be in a homeowner’s manual.
-tries to regain breath after fits of laughter-
I’m just glad no one has suggested forgoing the detachable shower head. A little acrobatic, hm? That could be kinda neat…Oh, and those itty bitty stand-up-room-only showers could be a little crammed for space. Big tubs are there for a reason, you know. (Ok, maybe not for this, but hell…)
Oh, and ** Manservant Hecubus**–
And ** three gallons **? What kind of water pressure do * YOU * have?
Merc, remember that we have a Dopefest coming up in two weeks… I’m not the kind to hold grudges, but damn, boy, I can hold my rage until then… 
As long as you aren’t holding the toothpaste, SPOOFE… 
Bigguys thread Almost dissuaded me from making this post, but Myself got in the way of me(whew, close one).
Ok-am I really admitting to this? here goes…
I prefer the bath faucet to the removable showerhead. A bit awkward,(blushblush) but eliminates the need to focus on aiming. Kegal(sp?) excersises enhance, as well as moving the pelvis around a bit. Also, belly breathing whilst… taking the water is fairly mind blowing. Let all air out & slowly taking a breath blowing up firstly the abdominal area & work up to collarbone area & hold as long as possible & slowly exhale. Definately adds to the experience.
Do I sound a bit too knowledgeable on this? Perhaps. But a single girl’s gotta do what a single girl’s gotta do! I’m feeling a bit grimy…must be getting, er, going now.
is this worth a welcome?(please be worth a welcome!)
Okay, Odieman’s next on The List…
3 out of 4 dentists, SPOOFE…
I kinda actually found that instead of a massage head to the glans of the penis, the regular shower setting or the fine shower setting on the shower head pointed up to the under-side of the testes feels pretty good… not quite orgasmic, but still, very damned good.
Shmoo… let me be the first to welcome you!!! WELCOME SHMOO!!!
takes you by the arm …now for that personal demonstration you promised…
Shower Massage ™ makes this new product called “The Flexible” that “stay’s where you put it”.
Mount it down low, or install one of those sliding bar thingies, so you can position it just right. Leaves your hands free.
At least that’s what I’ve heard.
Peace,
mangeorge
Whew! You had me worried there for a moment. I was thinking that I was going to have to mail you a diagram or map or something.
Shmoo, I cannot describe how welcome you are. And may I humbly say, “How YOU Doin’?”
I have GREAT water pressure, and some other goodies if you like!
Whammo, you’re so colorful! Almost poetic!
Does it seem like Shmoo and SPOOFE are long lost…er, destined to be togther?
Milo says:
Silo says:
Well my first ejaculatory experience was when I was 9 or 10 years old… in a bathtub. I was playing with a bottle (yah, I liked to play with toys in the tub :)) and by some bizzare stroke of genius I decided to put my “pee-pee” inside it. So, I lifted it up and down a few times (being the clever boy I was) and felt a sensation: Ooooooo[sub]OOOO[/sub] :eek: :o (!) :o &#%$@ - that felt ga-ga GOOOOD! But see - as I got older I played with my weenie more. And more. And MORE. And then I got some peach fuzz 'round my weenie and I was da man… well, ya know because… I had “peach fuzz” ‘round my weenie. Then ::in deeper voice now:: I came to an epiphany! - I can stick my weenie in girls’ “hoo hoos” and make them go “wooo!!” ::deeper voice yet:: Then I got a little older and went blind x) No, but seriously - the female population will never be quite the same again. nyuck nyuck nyuck.
Oh,
yeah.
Anyways…
taking a sip of ‘warm’ water
::so who needs a showerhead?:: 
SPLORT
Shmoo, from one newcomer to another, “Welcome.”
I gotta say, your first post was WAY cooler than mine.
Silo, I think it’s time to stop drinking and posting and go to bed.