No really. I always hear cultural references and sitcom jokes regarding this practice, but I’ve never been able to quite figure out how to do it. I put it on pulsating, which makes the most sense, but I’m really unsure as to where to aim it. Any help?
Come over and we’ll figure it out together in my shower. You’ll love it! 
Where’s Sigmund Freud when you need him?
Perhaps your problem is you just don’t have the right type of shower head. They all work differently. Also I might suggest that the hardest streams aren’t always the best. Maybe something nice and moderate, but thin. A pleasurable (with all apologies) Chinese Water Torture if you will.
P.S. I have an opinion on everything, EVERYTHING.
You might want to make sure it’s one of those portable ones. The overhead ones probably aren’t good for aiming.
This thread is gonna get a zillion views.
Well, first off, be a girl (or a REALLY REALLY sensitive guy). Second, get a shower head that’s attached to a hose. Third, place the shower head near the Girl-Parts that need pleasurin’. Fourth, find a means in which the stream of water brings the most amount of pleasure. Fifth, call me over to watch. Sixth, repeat ad infinitum.
My wife says the best way to do it is to use the detachable shower head (duh). Second do like Spoofe said with the possible exception of allowing him to come over (unless you are into that sort of thing).
My wife also says that one of the cool things you can do is take the shower head off so that you have just the hose with a hard stream of water aimed right at or in the ho-ha.
I love my wife.
Get the detachable kind of shower head with different adjustable water streams. A pair of gravity boots in the shower to get to the stationary kind is not as much fun as it sounds. Trust me on this.
Oooooookay. Not a problem. :eek:
If guests comment on the “purpose” of have the detachable shower with tube, just tell them that it makes it easier to rinse the bathtub after cleaning it.
Maybe I know robgruver’s wife (just kidding), but yes,what he said is the best way, visit the hardware store, ask for a hose that fits your tub faucet (measure it for them first). No need for the shower head thing. A small stream of warm water aimed where you usually use your nifty little finger should do the trick.
Also, for Pete’s sake, open the drain before you begin
Another much better way are one of those bathtub spas that let you aim a stream of water there & don’t require you to drain all the hot water. These work on guys too.
And, although it may be pleasureable for some, do not make the mistake of shooting three gallons of water up your ass.
Very, Very, Carefully…
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Are you speaking from, uh, accidental experience? 
As a huge shower head advocate, heres something in a bit more detail that might make a little more sense for you.
I put the showerhead on pulsate… but then I push down on the face of the showerhead until all the water pulsates out of just one of the three pulsating spouts. I then make myself comfortable (Sitting on the side of the tub is usually easiest… but be sure to keep the shower curtain under your arse or you’ll flood the bathroom.) =) and I aim directly above or to one side or the other of my clit. hopping back over to the TMI thread for effect… well gee, she asked!!
It takes awhile to build up to it… but DAH-AMN! =)
“Masturbation is the perfect sex because nobody looks at me funny when I scream out my own name.”
Originally Queried by ThisYearsGirl
In front of your WebCam, of course !!!
( Sometimes, it’s SO much fun to be as diametrically opposed to one’s true self as possible. And, in front of thousands of strangers !! )
Originally Posted by Tequila Mockingbird
Hey man, how many times do I have to tell you? You had to ANCHOR the boot hooks THROUGH the tile into the upper substrate, not just use freaking SILICON CAULKING to adhere it !! :eek:
Fucking amateurs
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Oh, I don’t know, SPOOFE. My first ejaculatory experience was age 14. Shower at Aunt and Uncle’s house.
“Hey, they have a Shower-Massage head … and it’s detachable …”
A few minutes later, cue the Mormon Tabernacle Choir with the Hallelujah Chorus.
Criminy…this is morphing into another TMI thread…is that a golden retriever I see in the bathroom?
Make sure the toothpaste is FAR, FAR AWAY from you.
There is another ongoing thread about how some things no longer should come with instructions. It seems now they may be wrong and we need more instructions rather than fewer. At any rate, when I discovered my pecker, I did n’t have any instructions but I figured it out on my own pretty quick. Or maybe I’ve been doing it wrong all these years?
Are you serious? :eek:
If you haven’t yet figured out your body enough to know where to touch to make yourself come then I suggest you experiment in less compilicated ways and save the shower head until you at least know “where to aim”.