This is why i LOVE this board.
and on another thread people are wondering about why some products have strange warning’s on them.
WARNING: Do not shoot 3 gallons of water up your ass whilst masturbating. 
Not just anywhere can you find in-depth discussions on masturbation in general.
I’m so glad we can all be so open and frank with one another -wipes away a tear-
And ** Diane **…just let us know if anything interesting develops, ok?
Honestly? eh. it felt allright, but not enough to keep up the practice; although it was a little bizarre. My body would react as if I was having an orgasm–twitching, and getting cold, and losing my breath and whatnot–but I wouldn’t actually have an orgasm.
And afterwards you were MINTY FRESH!!!
OMG Whammo, you big sicko, you made me joke on my gum!
That reminds me. Ya know those mint scented condoms? What’s THAT all about?
Geez–I used the handle.
Well, Lsura, we’re down to 4%. Better make that a cold shower.
Peace,
mangeorge
From TYG;
Geez, I guess that explains this thread!
Sorry, kiddo, I couldn’t resist.
Exploration is the essence of ecstacy.
Peace,
mangeorge
Showerheads are pretty neat for men and women, if used properly. But once I was watching a pornvid with my then-GF and another couple, and one of the segments was a woman allegedly masturbating with a showerhead. I say allegedly, because she was spending a goodly amount of time beating the crap out of her mons pubis with it. She was rubbing it up against herself, hitting herself with it (you could hear it go “thwap”) and clearly pretending to enjoy it. The women in the room cringed the way men do when they see other men get “racked” on a bike, the men were howling with laughter. It was a fun evening.
Still, it’s times like this that I wish I had a clitoris. Preferably somebody else’s. 
I’ve read this thread more than a hundred times and all I can say is that you people are a bunch of pervets.