How do we "fix" people who question mass shootings?

Hello fellow citizens,

It has come to my attention that there is a growing community of unemployed adults who likely still live with their parents spending their days and nights thinking up every conceivable argument to lay doubt on something as concrete and well proven like the identities of the San Bernardino shootings.

I wish to present one case study of their twisted logic and I wish to discuss how we can possibly fix these people so that they no longer believe such silly nonsense. Or at the very least, how we can contain their hate speech which is offensive to all good Americans and especially to the victims’ loved ones.

The current hot debate in their circles revolves around two eyewitness testimonies which they are desperately seeking to use as evidence to contradict the “official story” of the San Bernardino massacre.

If I may, I wish to post the transcript of the two videos and links to said videos:

Witness 1(video)

Witness 2(video)

They have further claimed that these are the only two first hand accounts of the shooters that were broadcast on live tv.

Now, I know what you’re thinking… “eyewitnesses are notoriously unreliable” and intelligent folks like you and I get that, but these uneducated brutes do not. How else can we convince them of the obvious truth here? Which is that two distinct eyewitness accounts that correspond nearly exactly is absolutely MEANINGLESS in the larger scope of things.

Oh, I thought you were talking about Alex Jones claiming that Sandy Hook was a government plot to ban guns.

Wait, what?
So the OP is rhetorical…you’re saying you question the official account of the San Bernardino shootings, via sarcasm?

Did you intentionally misspell your username? If so, dude, I get it. :wink:

Find them jobs? And/or persuade their parents to stop supporting these deadbeats?

Personally, I’d opt for a rusty pipe wrench. :rolleyes:

EDIT: Oh, wait, that’s probably not what you mean by “fix”…

Referring to people as “uneducated brutes” and “unemployed adults who likely still live with their parents” isn’t really the best way to start a serious conversation.

What happens if you do “fix” these people, and they end up having children anyway. Could they sue for child support?

How about “fix”-ing your user name before complaining about how wrong others are?

Yeesh, if there is a thing many conspiracy theorists constantly forget is that human memory is not reliable.

Just like Trump thinking* that he saw lots of Muslims in New Jersey celebrating the 9/11 attack when no such thing took place. Misunderstandings and early reports can influence what many later claim to had happened for sure.

  • If one can not fix people like Trump there is not much one can do but ignore their pigheadedness unless we are considering him to become a member of a jury.

Or a president.

You can’t fix stupid.

We should swoop in with UN troops and black helicopters and take them away. Is that what you’re looking for?

Edit: NM, read the whole thread

You know I heard a guy the other day saying that he saw a couple men with swastikas on their jackets in the Reichstag and they really smelled like gasoline or something.

Fucking moron. Everyone knows it was the damn commies.

We are fixing them. It’s just taking longer than we thought.

I stayed in our parents’ house until I got married at 36. Besides that, I was already an independent adult almost right after graduation, and my career forced me to live alone away from family for a number of years.

So what other evidence do we have, aside from those two uhm-heads? And evidence for what? :smiley:

The sister of the murdered Sandy Hook teacher is getting death threats (as well as threats to her husband and kids) because the Jones types are positive that she’s an actor who shows up at every shooting in every part of the world.

Are you suggesting the fire was a Nazi conspiracy?

points and laughs

Welcome to the SDMB, BWYT! I’m sorry about the behavior of others in this thread. It’s a shame how many people who think they’re clever are proudly closed-minded.

Is there eyewitness testimony that the San Bernardino shootings were by someone different? That’s interesting.