How do you catch a polar bear?
Well, you find a hole in the ice, sprinkle a bunch of peas around it, and go hide.
When the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole!
Apologies, my young niece made me post that…staring over my shoulder.
Guessing your niece’s age from the observation that she is watching you type and she insisted you post the joke, I think I must have been around her age when my dad told that joke to me.
I still tell it.
I haven’t heard that one in years. Still cracks me up though!
A polar bear would never take a pea, they are strictly carnivores.
The joke fails at that point.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
But really if you want to catch a polar bear - You get a whale whisker (it’s kind of like a spring that straightens out) you wrap it into a coil and you freeze it in some seal lard. You leave it out for the bear. The bear swallows the piece of lard whole. It unfreezes in his stomach. The whale whisker straightens out piercing two holes in the bear that are incompatible with life more often then not. Cook the bear to taste and enjoy. That’s how the tribals do it; you could also just use a gun.
Now you must tell silly jokes back to her.
How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame one?
The tame way.
How do you kill a wabbit?
C4?
Noo, with a wok.
That was too cute. 
It’s easier to make a rabbit stir fry in a wok if you use C4 first though.
My favorite joke for 4-7 year -olds:
What did the snail say while riding on the turtle’s back?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Polar bears are actually omnivores (thought predominately carnivores) so, zombie-like, the joke lives again!
Here’s one I thought up the other day. Don’t ask me why I think up such jokes - I’ve not the foggiest idea.
What is a chicken’s favorite vegetable?
Bwak-olli
1: Knock, knock.
2: Who’s there?
1: Ether.
2: Ether who?
1: Ether bunny. Knock, knock.
2. Who’s there?
Up in northern Arizona near the extinct volcanos, there is a huge amount of volcanic ash. So, the same story works there only with a black bear, and “ash-hole.”
This reminded me of one from my wife:
Q: What’s the definitoin of an ethernet?
A: Something you use to catch the Ether Bunny.