“Tramp Steamer” sounds like the tool one would use to clean the doll.
I think there’s a commercial for those. The jingle is:
“Call 1-800-STEAMER. Stanley Steamer the sex toy cleaner.”
Or something like that.
Isn’t that what causes the problem in the first place?
There are so many winners in this thread, I cannot pick just one. Must leave computer now. Laughing too hard…
Paging Jason Cravat! Paging Jason Cravat!
points to anyone who gets that without looking it up
Dammit! Don’t make me laugh at work!
I’m going to take my female torso product to the bathroom now so I can giggle uncontrollably in peace.
Here in the deep south we just use bloodhounds.
They also are good for cleaning dinner plates.
Ive seen them advertised. They are literally about 12 inches of torso and nothing more. Or two buttocks and a hole. I guess it makes sense if youre on a budget.
If only Billy Mays had invented an oxicleaner for sex dolls before he died…
You can also go for Ms Pinky.
-Frank Zappa
As a man, I must ask: what is this concept “clean out” you speak of?
Pipe Cleaners?
Or when the nose starts to run you know it’s full up, time to trade 'er in for a newer model
“Tramp Steamer”
Band name! 
This is when it really pays to use a high quality synthetic like Amsoil.
Gilbert Gottfried?
Okay, so I went to the Realdoll site for research purposes. They all have underdeveloped jaws. It’s really weird. But that’s not what I came here to tell you about…
They have a refurbishing kit that you can use if you bought your Realdoll secondhand. Barf. They also have a kit that you can use to replace your Realldoll’s faux vaginal and anal lining.
They also have a labia replacement kit–the picture along with it is hilarious. There are these inner labia just sitting there next to some glue.
I just thought it was interesting. And I’ve gotta say–in spite of the weird jaws, the Realdolls looked about a thousand times better than Roxxxy the Robot.
Plus, they don’t talk to you.
Thanks, Green Bean. I just checked out that site and the accessories section. I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight. Thanks a lot.
You know, I was discussing this with some friends a few weeks ago, and we were all too revolted and chicken to actually research the topic. I am not clicking the link.
Labia replacement kit? Refurbished sex toys?
Aaaagh.