How Do You Clean Out a Sex Toy for Men?

The faceless Realdoll skull is even freakier than the labia replacement kit.

But you could have SO much fun with the labia replacement kit! Think of all the different places you could glue the labia…

Disturbing mind picture:

Tramp Steamer,
Cleveland,
Female Torso Product…

Ew!

Oh holy fuck. There is something on the Realdoll site called a Female Flatback Torso Head that is seriously one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen. It’s a fake head that attaches to the torsos they sell. But look at it!!! (Don’t worry, image is SFW, but may give you nightmares.)
:eek::eek::eek:

On the front door, around the doorbell:D

Just bring it to any reputable dry cleaning establishment. They’ll know exactly what to do.
(OK, I’m really only posting to this thread to get my signature into it. It’s amazing how many threads on the SDMB my signature is appropriate for …)