Oh no, not this again. Can’t tell you the number of people who think that Japanese girlfriends are really hot sex fiends who make breakfast. *[sup]1[/sup]
Notes:
Not that there aren’t, but you have to have (1)basic human skills, (2) wear clean underwear, (3) the ability to recognize which one is the sex kitten, (4) something attractive about you to get her and (5) teach her how to make breakfast.*[sup]2[/sup]
Unless she’s really, really hot and phenomenal in bed, and then you make the damn breakfast.*[sup]3[/sup]
Unless the reason she’s so hot and with such unbelievable sex is that she’s psycho and you wind up starting threads where people mock you for not listening to them chant that they’ve all been there and done that.
Other that that, I can’t really help, I only teach advanced courses.
my friend is just lonely and wants companionship. She doesn’t have to be living in Japan, she could just be born in America and speaking English so communication isn’t a problem. And a Chinese girl is fine, but best is a Chinese girl with green eyes.
Would one of those Scandinavian girls who kind of look Asian be okay? Like Bjork? What is the deal with those chicks? It’s like, they’re kind of Asian looking, but not quite. Did the Mongols ever invade Scandinavia or anything? And what’s the deal with Eskimos? They’re kind of the same deal, you know? You know what I mean? Dude!
Well, we all know women aren’t people right? They’re just things to be had when a man needs them. Furthermore, he wants a foreign woman so that makes them even LESS of people. Since he wants a sex kitten, I posit leaving pink, sparkly cat toys* under a cardboard box propped up by a stick.
This is optional, but he may want to write something Japanese looking on the toys; women are stupid, simple creatures who cannot discern the intentions of the trapping device, so a regional flair will help ensure the correct nationality is the one gotten.
Why does he want his companion to be Japanese or Chinese, then? Women are women, for better and worse.
And, Asian-genome women living in America generally conform to American standards. Women live in the present. Asian (any) women in America behave like American women, generally.
Unless he has a slanty-eyes physical fetish (gross) – why should he care where his companion’s genes originated?
