How do you keep a chicken from crossing the road?

Other than putting a KFC on the other side?

Ok, serious (well, sincere at least) question here:

There’s a restaurant in the Shirogane neighborhood of downtown Tokyo called Blue Point (website’s in Japanese, but it has a map if any Tokyo dopers want to go see for themselves) that, aside from being fairly upscale and expensive, is also notable for having animals all over the place. Walking by, I’ve seen several large fish tanks and a rabbit hutch, and customers often have their dogs with them. The most unusual sight, though, are the chickens wandering loose around the patio cafe. I’ve seen three adults in the past, and just last week I saw a hen with three chicks.

Now, this patio cafe is right on the sidewalk next to a fairly busy street, and while the chickens are usually roaming the sidewalk freely, I’ve never seen them go out into the street. The sidewalk has a small hedge on the street side with an ironwork railing to protect it from parking cars, but the hedge is fairly open near the bottom (the chickens are often under there scratching around), and the railing doesn’t seem to be any kind of barrier.

So what’s keeping these chickens where they belong? They seem better trained than most dogs or small children.

Chickens also run freely in Key West, Florida. I never saw a chicken get squashed in the road down there either. I think they just learn that the road is dangerous, and perhaps teach their young the lesson. Either that, or they’re just chicken.

:slight_smile:

Why doesn’t the chicken cross the road?

You had to ask.

Cause there wasn’t anything interesting on the other side.

Tris

I’ve been wondering this myself. A few blocks from where I work is a house which always seems to have several roosters wandering around the front yard, next to a busy street. I’ve often wondered why the roosters never get run over or simply leave. It could, I suppose, be a matter of the roosters being smart enough to realize that they’re getting free food and shelter, and the road is dangerous, but I’d never thought chickens were that smart.