If Biden clinches on Election night, I plan on popping the cork of a bottle of Champaign I bought back in May. Otherwise my wife and I will drink when Biden does claim victory or I’ll dump it in Long Island Sound if Trump wins.
In 2012 we had no power and had to listen on a small portable radio. In 2016 I worked at the polls until about the time it was certain Trump would win. I’m afraid to work this year and will switch stations. If Biden starts getting close to winning, I’ll start recording Fox for the sheer schadenfreude of it.