How do you pronounce Kn*ckers?

In My Humble Opinion
21

I pronounce it

Tim

And she rarely wears knickers, so that can’t be it.

She’s gonna say something about me obsessing over her pantslessness, I’m sure.

22

Knockers in one’s hair? Always a nice experience. Hair on the knockers? Nicht so gut.
Happy

23

By the way, I say “Knuckers.”

24

I make a clicking sound at the asterisk, like a !Kung bushman.

25

Well, I’ve already got a swelled head from the Newbies That Have Impressed You thread, so I’m happy to further swell Kn*ckers’ head. I say “Knickers” in my head. I picture her as being very cute. With hair ribbons or something.

26

I say ** Knickers **, perhaps coz I’m partial to the Knicks or something.

And M-P-SIMS. :smiley:

27

I always think Boobies.

Of course that how I pronounce the names of everyone in this thread.

28

I say Knickers, too.

29

It’s pronounced, “breasts”, you knuckle draggers!

30

Oh, my, more people talking about me behind my back. I had no idea my usename would be such a source of perplexity. Sorry to have made things so puzzling for you all. Never thought I’d be a Woman of Mystery ™…

For the record, I don’t pronounce Knckers. I type it. It’s a lot easier that way. If I ever had to introduce myself as Knckers in real life, I don’t know what I’d do. I’d prolly have to wear a nametag.

But you’re welcome to make of it what you will, and replace the asterisk with anything you want, if you so desire.

MeanOldLady asked what was running through my head when I named myself. Not a thing. That’s how I ended up with an unpronounceable name. I just picked the first damn fool thing thought came into my head, and it happened to be a semi-obscure Monty Python reference. Sorry; wish I had a cooler story, like some childhood trauma involving vowels, or divine inspiration. But, no. Just silliness.

And MPSIMS is pronounced Empeesims. At least, that’s how I’d say it.
Love,
Kn( :slight_smile: )ckers

P.S.: I’m wearing pants today.

31

I’ve always pronounced it “knockers”. Just 'cause the asterisk is roundish. And knockers just sounds cooler.

32

I thought it was pronounced Kn*ckers

33

[QUOTE]
Originally posted by Knckers *
**Oh, my, more people talking about me behind my back. SNIP

You should see what goes on in Certain Threads In Cafe Society when you’re not around.
:wink:

34

underpants

I’m channelling spoofebodiddly

35

Of course, if she’d gone to the full extreme and named herself **Kn()()ckers… :slight_smile:

36

Kn-Elmo-Eyes-ckers … I don’t get it… :wink:
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