I was just reading Threadspotting’s “Snowman with Issues” thread when I came across a post by thinksnow, who mentioned that he is one of the resident snowmen.
“He’s a snowman?” I thought, “how am I supposed to know that?”
Ohhhh…his name! And all this time I had been attributing some sort of intellectualism to him by calling him (in my mind) thinks now. Turns out his name is actually think snow. Oops. Big difference. (Not that thinking snow means you’re not intellectual, but you know what I mean.)
Same thing happened with Sealemon…I’d been calling him Sea Lemon, not SillyMon as he has explained.
So anyway…now I’m wondering how many other people I am calling the wrong name. Anybody else make these mistakes?
For the longest time, I was pronouncing (in my head) Sue Duhnym as Sue Done 'Em. It was a while before I made the mental connection… Pseudonym. Boy, did I feel stupid.
BTW, Sue, I hope your new nose has settled down to match the rest of your lovely face.
I’m sure you didn’t feel as stupid as I do at this very moment. I’d probably never have made the connection had you not posted it. Sheesh. Whattamaroon.
I still read Alphagene as Allah-fa-ganuh. I suppose I am mildly dislexic because I see it spelled Alaphagne more often for some odd reason even though I know it is Alpha-gene.
I used to have the problem with Canthearya. Sealemon originally was Seal-mon rather than sea lemon but I went back and forth between the two until he explained it was Silly mon.
I always read it as “Gunsl,” y’know, like Wilmer, the “gunsel,” in THE MALTESE FALCON, and figured “Inger” was your name.
I’ve always pictured you as a gorgeous chesty blonde Swedish chick in a fedora hat.
Apropos of nothing, I was looking at the “designated hitter” thread in GQ, and briefly read it as Designated Hitler. Which would be kind of cool if some new right-wing loony joined up in order to express his racist and Europe-conquering views in Great Debates.
All of this talk reminds me of one of my favourite Jack Handy’s Deep Thoughts.
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind”. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words - “mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.
By the way, my name is pronounced lolagr anola. It’s actually ancient Sumerian. Roughly translated, it means “bearer of wisdom” or “one who humps camels”, depending on how much emphasis you give the “gr”.