Love is nowhere.
Monstera deliciosa, happily married for 8 years.
I’m practically Pollyanna, and I’m very happily married, and I read it ‘nowhere’ first.
I also parsed it “nowhere”, but I didn’t interpret that as a pessimistic or negative thing. I thought of it as a “seek not without” or “love is in you, or with you, not out there” kind of thing.
‘Nowhere,’ and I’m a pretty positive person, happily married, and no negative romantic experiences at all, really (I’ve never even been dumped).
Mine said “kill them all.”
I tend to see the ‘wh’ as one letter. I would bet many people do without realizing it. It also might be from my small background in Spanish where ‘ll’ and ‘ch’ are(or were until 2010) considered one letter. I’d like to see a similar test where the potential space would not be interrupting two letters, whom added together, make one phoneme.
Also, the way introduced it made it seem like there was a trick somewhere. I tried to read it fast but noticed both meanings at the same time, though I’m sure I would have only noticed ‘nowhere’ at first glance if you just said “read this and tell me what you think.”
The explanation in the spoiler is clearly made-up bullshit.
Clearly, because I really don’t like snow at all.
This is BS. I don’t love snow here, not one bit.
Okay, after I realized that “I snow” didn’t make much sense, I decided that it said “love is nowhere”
I saw it as “Love is no here.”
I’m not sure what that says about me.
I read it as “Anyone fancy a beer ?”
I’ve definitely got deep seated problems.
Love is now here.
It’s because I entered the thread. 
Love is nowhere.
It’s also blind. And bliss. And a many splendored thing.
Love stinks, too.
Love is nowhere.
(I guess this makes me a cockeyed optimist)
Lo, veis nowh! Ere!
fireball!
Funny, I seem to be the only one so far who saw “Love is no where.” Sure, I realized that’s not a sentence and condensed it to “nowhere”, but you asked what I saw first.
Did you just come from the D&D thread?
Try this one:
Cometogetherrightnow
Studies show that people that see “come together right now” are Beatles fans and people that see “come to get her right now” are divorcees with shared custody agreements of daughters they rather dislike.
As a pessimist in a good relationship, the pessimist portion won out.
I first read it as love is nowhere, but could immediately see it as now here.
I’m definitely an optimist and in a healthy relationship. I’m going with bunk as well.