How do you use a bidet?

Factual Questions
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matt_mcl,

A lot of us wish you had a bidet in your apartment right now.

::ducks and runs::

The Dave-Guy
“Since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx

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I dunno about you, but if I can’t wash my hair every day I ain’t going out of the house. And If yer only washing your pits and crotch, please don’t sit next to me on the bus, funkboy.

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Jeez, you act like I must be some kind of fetid monster. If that were true I wouldn’t be having as much sex as I am. I will have you know that I smell just fine, thank you, and everyone I ask says so.

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what matt…you ask everyone you meet how you smell? thats an interesting habit…
(or is it just everyone you have sex with…)

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Boy, Nickrz is awfully grumpy these days. I’m with you Matt - Americans are obsessed with cleanliness; I don’t take a shower every day, but do hit the crucial spots. (BTW, I’m female.) I know when I need a shower and when I don’t. And if I washed my hair every day, it’d be like straw. I’ve had no complaints. It may actually help in attracting the opposite sex - sweat contains pheremones. So Nick get out of the shower and go play with your kitty cat. :stuck_out_tongue:

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This has got to be the funniest thing I have seen all week. Thank you for making it complete :smiley:

Tripler
A bidet “pissing” back. Hee hee!

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  1. For personal cleaning of privates [both male and female]: straddle facing the controls. Slowly turn on and adjust for temperature. Turn on higher pressure and wash. Shake dry first then use a towel.

  2. For washing the feet: Standing with one foot in bidet [on the upspout if there is one]; wash foot.

  3. For washing toddler: Stand or sit kid in bidet after you have adjusted for temperature and pressure.

  4. For washing underwear/diapers: Pull up stopper, add water and soap. Use foot to ajutate [up and down motion] while dressing toddler for bed.

  5. For cooling drinks: pull up stopper, add drinks and ice/ice water or just cold water if available.

  6. For dog’s drinking water: pull up stopper, add water. Close dog in bathroom because she/he will end up putting paws in bidet and then come visit you in bed…

Bidets are wonderful inventions for women and moms.

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“Dawn of the Thread”! :eek:

Over a year between posts. Is that some kind of record?