How embarrassing could Yoko Ono's pajamas BE?!

As you may know, Yoko Ono’s chauffeur has been arrested for blackmail ($2 million) and death threats. An article in the Times today noted that

Now, if anyone could have $2 million blackmailably embarrassing pajamas, I’ll admit, it would be Yoko Ono. Do you suppose they’re Powerpuff Girl footie pajamas? 'Cause that would be adorable.

It’s not the pajamas per se, but specifically Yoko in pajamas. Well, I’d pay not to have to see her in pajamas, anyway.

I’m waaaaay out of the popular culture loop, so outside of a couple pictures of her from way back in the sixties or so, I hadn’t seen her until a couple months ago. In the picture she was wearing a very New York rich lady dress showing perhaps the most cleavage of any woman I have ever seen. And given that we’re talking an older Japanese woman, that means a whoooole lot of exposed chest and pushing up and whatnot.

Not real enticing.

But yeesh, I mostly just had to think, “So the wife of the man who spread the phrase, ‘All you need is love.’, and hippydom, is now a slutty, stuck up, rich lady who has probably had several cases of plastic surgery and daily colagen shots…” I don’t even think much of the Beatles, but still you have to think that the mighty have quite fallen.

You missed her 1984 solo breakout, “Hell in Paradise?” You have no idea how lucky you are. And we just can’t have that.

We saw it all some 30+ years ago on the cover of Two Virgens. :dubious:

Maybe the pajamas had a zipper on the rear? :wink:

Dude, c’mon. It has a midget fight. I was cracking up.

Maybe there were skid marks

The midget fight was fun. The rest I suspect required pharmaceuticals to properly appreciate.

And then there’s Yoko’s singing.

I hope it wasn’t this one: http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog_name=Holiday2002&category_name=Lingerie-Babydolls&product_id=90204

Now…back to the midget fight.

The littlest midget…was that Mickey?

I don’t know about (or want to think about) Yoko in pajamas, but I did start a quickly-dropping thread yesterday about the embarrassing recordings they threatened to release.