My cell phone broke a few days ago and, being free from my contract commitment, I decided to see what was out there. I ended up getting a nice RAZR phone, and a new plan, and got it shipped 2-day FedEx Express.
I called up FedEx, the carrier, and asked them to please hold it at the local facility, and I would pick it up. They might as well do this for all my packages, since they seem to require a signature and I’m not home during the day, but whatever. In this case, I wanted to leave town late afternoon/early evening, so I didn’t want to have to wait for the trucks to return. She entered it in the computer and said to call back later and make sure it went through, what with the hectic holiday season. I did, and I was assured that my package would be held.
So, today, I check online tracking and see that it got to the local FedEx place at 8am. At lunch, I head over there to get it. I figure I can charge it this afternoon and then be able to call my family from the road so they know when to expect me.
They don’t know where it is.
“I called twice yesterday, I explain, and left instructions to have it stay here.”
“Oh yes,” she said, matter-of-factly, “I see that right here.”
…
“Well?”
“We don’t know where it is. It might be on a truck for delivery. It might be back in a pile here.”
She made no move to go look through the pile.
“Well?”
“If you want to hang around here, it might turn up.”
“For how long?”
“I don’t know.”
“Do you fucking know anything, you worthless piece of grinning fucktardedness?!” I didn’t shout at her, but wanted to.
To spare my sanity and vocal chords, I left. I called the 800 number a few minutes ago, and after much conferring, they decided that it’s on a truck, but that the driver never scanned it ('cause, you know, if he had, he might have seen the notice that said not to put it on the fucking truck).
I’ll go back on the way out of town, but my expectations are low.