And now we all see that in all our heads.
Thank you.
Look, if you don’t have an emergency brain douche of tequila and bong-water available, its yer own damn fault!
See? If we had universal health care, emergency doses could be distributed to the population.
I’m consoling myself with my dvd of the Real (non-special edition) Star Wars.
I don’t even… what?
Other - catastrophic
Okay
Other - no, the fake news - Fox, Brietbart, and other alt-right propaganda outlets - will continue, as they have been, to spin his failures as successes.
Dollars to donuts within a week, the ‘other’ option will be removed, like it was in his last push poll.
Trump was allowed to build a helipad at Mar a Lago for government purposes. Surprise. It’s being used for private purposes.
Remember when this minor Trump scandal would have been a major presidential scandal?
For a while now, it’s bugged me that pretty much every single Trump Tweet ends with an exclamation and/or ALL CAPS.
For example (from Trump’s last ten tweets, in order from the most recent):
(hey, for once a question mark!)
The next ten are pretty much the same. It’s like an old deaf guy shouting because he can’t hear himself. Sheesh.
Trump is claiming credit for the most recent year’s historically safe commercial aviation record. Nobody can figure out what he did to make things safer.
http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Trump-takes-credit-for-air-safety-system-run-by-12467302.php
He didn’t have any* recent Obama executive orders on airline safety to roll back, so I’m guessing he did … nothing?
Which, to be fair, was probably the right course of action. He could’ve purged the FAA of Democrats or something.
*Correct me if I’m wrong, by all means!
Snarky Response #1: Full credit to Trump on this one. If I was in a plane, and knew Trump was on the ground, it would provide a very strong incentive to stay up in the air.
Snarky Response #2: Am I reading this wrong, or is Trump admitting that government regulation can play a wildly successful role in making private industry safer?
Given the public fellatings his cabinet members and others have offered, one can only imagine the kind of gushing praise on all sorts of things he gets in private.
Please don’t say gushing.
:eek: :smack: Didn’t think of that. :o
One of two things, and I don’t know which one is scarier.
This aviation safety tweet is either Trump out and out stating that he is fully aware that his base will believe any ridiculous thing he says - “Watch, I’ll tell them I fixed air travel” - OR … Trump truly believes that just because he is in office everybody just snaps into shape and starts flying planes better at the sheer force of his being.
“Watch, I’ll tell them I invented plane travel. Hell, I invented gravity!”
It’s reminiscent of Al-Queda taking responsibility for the 2003 blackout in the Northeast.
Trump truly is the God Emperor of Mankind. Seated on his throne watching Fox News, his steely will alone keeps the metal birds aloft.
Next, he’ll make the trains run on time. Unless they don’t, in which case it’s the Deep State’s fault.
Don’t we all feel better when the President does a little (ahem) nuclear saber-rattling at North Korea?: http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/02/politics/donald-trump-north-korea-nuclear/index.html
And of course he’s further burnishing his anti-environmental credentials: Trump Re-Examines Regulations Regarding Fracking, Oil Drilling : NPR