How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

What a fool. He says he’s been “very tough” on aviation. What is he talking about? Can he point to one single thing he did to increase aviation safety? He apparently doesn’t know that the past several years have seen no commercial air crashes either.

Just like the economy, he’s riding on Obama’s coattails.

He didn’t trip and fall coming down the steps of Air Force One?

None since 2009, actually.

Hey everyone, this article is horrifying!

That’s just in the US.

But in 2017, there were no commercial jet fatalities worldwide.

And that’s what Trump is taking credit for.

That’s a great article! I laughed a lot.

And there were no fatalities in space either. Thanks Donald!

“Actually, it’s @USDOT, @FAANews, & @NASA —and especially the airlines— who deserve credit for this. But, if you’re going to take credit for zero airline deaths in 2017 then you should take responsibility for the tens of thousands of gun deaths, too. #lawsmatter” - Mark Kelly

Yes, yes it is. And all too plausible.

Playground fights, today’s edition. Trump slams Bannon: ‘He not only lost his job, he lost his mind’

Can thump make one single statement without bragging on himself?

To be fair, any “Trump tweet” that contains sentences with multiple clauses, words of more than two syllables, or a semblance of coherence, was probably written by Dan Scavino or possibly Kellyanne Conway–and only shown to DT for his approval before being sent.

Those two are definitely going to ladle on the Trump praise with generous hands. It’s not as though their boss would ever think to object on the grounds that any particular phrasing ‘seems too much like bragging about myself.’

“… but enough about me, what do YOU think about me?”

Speaking of Dan Scavino …
TRUMP’S SOCIAL MEDIA DIRECTOR NOW PART OF SENATE’S RUSSIA INVESTIGATION

Scavino has been close to Trump for many years, and undoubtedly knows plenty.

Of course the Trump-camp story will be “he’s only a golf caddy!!!11!!!”

“Everyone likes flattery, and when speaking to royalty you must lay it on with a trowel.” - Benjamin Disraeli

Even a stopped clock is right once a day, my grandmother always said: http://www.cnn.com/2018/01/03/politics/presidential-election-commission/index.html

No credit for undoing something stupid. It’s a push, which is the crowning accomplishment of the Trump Administration… but also what we would have if everybody involved had not shown up for work that day.

For something to go off the rails, don’t there have to be rails?

Thisis pretty funny.