How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

Fun stuff! I just wish that it had been a “Lord of the Rings”-size eagle, and that it had bitten his fuckin’ head off.

I think you’re right. It’s boring, because it doesn’t bash Cheeto enough, but it’s true in general.

Where it falls apart is Trump’s track record. There is zero history of altruism or empathy. A decent person might help someone broken down at the side of the road, or gives a winter coat to homeless person, or help someone injured and bleeding on the sidewalk. Trump is 71 years old. There is nothing in his character, words or actions that suggests he would put others before himself.

For Trump, it was just another opportunity for self-aggrandizement. Any realistic imagining of Trump in a crisis situation has him wailing and blubbering underneath a parked car.

On the other hand (according to the GOP) they are also overpaid, lazy, spoiled, moochers who don’t give a damn about why Johnny can’t read, so long as they can keep their cushy union job.

Trump just isn’t credible on this kind of thing.

Now, if Cory Booker has said, “I’d have gone in unarmed”, I might be inclined to give him some credence, considering his history.

Good, Tammy Duckworth might need some backup.

Il Douchie strikes a deal with Boeing for two new Air Force One aircraft that will cost… pretty much what he said was too much just over a year ago: https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/27/politics/boeing-air-force-one-donald-trump/index.html

He’d make a good right hand man.

He would have had a snow shovel.

We don’t have to imagine what Cadet Bonespurs would do.

I included that last part about the rich people turning away just to be fair. I doubt that many of them were thinking about what the poor man’s blood was doing to the floor, though.

Oh, BTW, there were Marines at the event. They rushed in to help the man.

ETA: I forgot to include this part:

The doublethink is strong with the GOP.

Yes, death is pretty disgusting. Especially when accompanied by blood that stains a beautiful floor.

Holy. Fuck. :smack:

It’s been a brutal day for Jared Kushner

and from Andy Borowitz

BREAKING: Jared Kushner Loses Access to Ivanka

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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

The AP story references a cel phone video, but I haven’t been able to find it yet.

What is so important about this Panama property that they won’t let go of it? How much money is being laundered there, and for whom? :confused:

All the Rosneft ownership documents?

He’s taking a cue from the Philippine president, who is proceeding to do exactly that. Next Chump will try to do like the Chinese president and eliminate term limits.

Any chance we could instigate some hostage situations near the White House so that Super Chump will run in and try to save the day?

Also, that $4 billion he is bragging about will be over $6 billion by the time Dipshit in Chief gets done gold bedazzling the entire fucking thing through change-order after change-order.

I really wish there’d been a baby in his arms when his assassination attempt happened, so his candidacy could have had the same ending as The Dead Zone movie.

There would have been a denouncement of the “crisis baby”.

Not just good!!! The best anyone’s ever seen, everyone says so.