Well, not to Trump they don’t. Heck, even a dead war hero didn’t count to him.
That ship sailed around the time Real Americans put on bandaids to honor John Kerry’s purple heart.
White House moves to fix sinkhole in WH lawn, but does nothing to repair sinkhole in the Oval Office.
Will Melania have a role in the filling-in ceremony?
That last one’s an asshole. Entirely different kind of hole.
Shut your pie hole! It’s not like we’re living in of them shithole nations. 
Didn’t know where to post this. Didn’t feel it needed a thread of its own. Yet.
If Hillary Clinton had vanished for almost three weeks, the headlines would be screaming. Melania has changed her Twitter location to New York City. Maybe now that school is out, she took Barron back to the Big Apple for the summer?
And now Trump is afraid the Republicans will lose the midterms, so of course he’s blaming someone other than what the Republic party has turned into. My favorite part of the story is this bit:
That’s good for anything that Occupy White House has to say. Heck, I wouldn’t believe him if he said his face is orange.
There’s a rumor floating around that she relocated to the Waldorf Hotel. Doesn’t she have a perfectly comfortable bed at Trump Tower? If she doesn’t want to stay at that firetrap, she could look into a nice inexpensive AirB&B somewhere in Staten Island, ‘cause you KNOW her husband isn’t personally footing the Waldorf bill.
Speaking of which, I’m also very excited that we’re all paying for the extra security details, AGAIN.
Anybody know how the divorce laws in New York stack up against D.C.'s?
Nah, she’s sleepin’ wid de fishies by now.
Has finally received orders to kill moose and squirrel.
She moved to Innsmouth?
Sometimes this Administration does seem like something out of Lovecraft.
In other news, 'way to publicly support your A.G., Mr. President!: https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/30/politics/donald-trump-jeff-sessions-attorney-general/index.html
So somehow the event morphed from a photo op with the team/giving the president a souvenir jersey/some handshakes and backslaps and jokes…and now the Marine Band is there and God Bless America and celebrate our heroes who keep us free? Jeezus Christ on a pogo stick.
From the America-hating fuckstick: “They disagree with their President because he insists that they proudly stand for the National Anthem, <SNIP>”
Fuck you, you goddamn jackass; their president is Don Smolensky, not you. You have no fucking business “insisting” that any civilian not employed within the executive branch of the federal government do a blessed thing. It’s long past time for you to come to the understanding that YOU are the employee, and the CITIZENS are your employer; that, or get the fuck out.
He also has no business, per the Supreme Court of the United States of America, insisting that any civilian employee of the federal government stand for the anthem, stand for the pledge, sing the anthem, or recite the pledge.
Look, folks; this is just another day in which Trump yet again shows he knows nothing about the government of the United States of America, and certainly nothing about the country’s constitution.
ISTR that various championship-winning athletes refused to visit the Obama White House over the years. I don’t recall Obama throwing a hissy fit over it, though.
Yeh, well, that was when we had an adult in the White House.