She’d ask him to prove he has $1 million.
Or ask him to prove his Swedish heritage.
Thus continuing the Trump tradition of accusing others of things he has done himself.
Just because he can prove he has it doesn’t mean he’ll pay up. Cash before test.
At least he’ll be properly, er, *honoured *when he visits London: Giant Trump Baby Balloon Gets Permission to Fly Over London During Visit
For me the more significant part of that idiotic and tired ‘Pocahontas’ rant was this bit:
Way to court the female vote, Donald.
If he were to do that, it might have scientific value, we would know if the human colon is flexible enough to accommodate such an object.
The ones who chant his name, nothing he says will lose them at this point. They are people too dumb to realize politics isn’t a sports rivalry and has great implications, yet their votes count the same as those with 2+ working brain cells.
I predict a significant loss of elasticity from decades of petrified Big Macs.
I’d be impressed if the DNA test proves he’s human.
I saw this comment on Yahoo! about that:
So trump and putin are going to meet in Finland. How popular they are, let’s see:
That’s actually pretty generous because according to the original five option pie charts:
trump. ( green; very positive, red; very negative, yellow; neither. Everybody on left, women on right )
The Toddler Trump balloon is quite tame compared to other effigies of his Tremendousness I’ve seen. I think there was a float from some german carnival showing Donald being sodomized by a smug looking bear!
Of course Trump tries to take credit for the rescue operation in Thailand:
This is the first that I have heard that the U.S. government was involved; why am I 99.99% sure that what my president said was a lie? Well, because 99.99% of all things he says are lies, that’s why.
Unable to actually get the votes in Congress to abolish the ACA, Il Douche will be stopping some key payments under the law: https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/07/politics/wsj-aca-risk-adjustment/index.html
There’s one of the many Trump ninots seen in this year’s fallas in Valencia that the photographer forThe Express really liked. Several of them involved building walls or Trump’s Russian BFF; this one includes Kim as the third musketeer (I do hope the doll-makers apologized to Dumas Sr.).
That slideshow was fucking awesome! Love the flames and how they add to the context of the falles!
I’m pretty sure that is because the TV has been reporting “Navy SEALs” being involved in the rescue, and of course he didn’t bother to ask if, maybe, another nation might have “Navy SEALs”. Like Thailand does.
According to an article I read today about the completed rescue of the first four kids, Thailand has been accepting the assistance of foreigners in the rescue team, including some from the U.S. military.
Wait, he didn’t send the Space Force?
It’s still up in the air.