Wait, didn’t the Administration make a big deal that they were giving [fanfare] The Troops™ [/fanfare] the first/biggest pay raise in years???
So he’s expecting a &@%# kickback???
Most two-bit dictator types have enough sense to not insult the troops.
And enough sense not to steal resources from the troops, too:
Because Donald Trump is massively insecure, $92 million that could have been spent on veterans, serving military members, and military readiness, will instead be spent to help Donald feel really, really important and special.
Those “Founding Fathers” were my forefathers, not Trump and Miller’s. I vote we ship those two back to Middle Europe so they can pester people there.
Spring, 2019
INT. - WH boardroom, where преЦАРдент Trump sits at the head of a table where his ITT (Inner Trump Team) have convened.
Ted Cruz: (drunk, suddenly gets up from his chair as it crashes to the floor behind him, stumbles back a step, regains himself, and points at Trump): You…monster, you! You dirty, little, well, actually huge, fucking fat-assed monster! You murderer!..You think about me…Go ahead, Donny, yeah, you go and think bad thoughts about me.
*
Headshot of Trump frowning.*
Cruz: (still pointing, creepily under-lit): Yeah, that’s it, Donny - think those bad thoughts about me. And maybe some lifer in this room - a lifer with guts…Someone who’s sick and tired of fluffing Sandra or wrestling with Jim, and willing to take a chance…
Carson, Perry, De Vos, et al. kinda plastering themselves back into their chairs, sneaking looks at themselves and you-know-who.
Cruz: …And have someone come up behind you and lay something heavy across your skull, and end this for once and for all!!!
Carter Page: Neddies!..Dude!
Trump (getting up and pointing at Cruz): You’re a bad man! You’re a very bad man!
Cruz: (pointing finger now trembling): Yeah you go and think that…Go ahead, Donny: ‘I’m a very bad man’. Keep thinking that.
Close-up of Trump’s face in a rictus of red, pulsating, bursting-at-the-seams psychosis.
Cruz: Somebody sneak up behind him! Somebody end this now!!! While he’s thinking about me!
*
Sebastian Gorka plunks brow down onto thumb and forefinger.*
Cruz: Would somebody take a lampshade or bottle and END THIS!! Paul!* Grab Putin!
Trump: You’re a bad man. You’re a very bad man. And if you keep thinking bad thoughts about me…(points again, and the nearby gold bust that used to have Putin’s face now has Ted’s.)
Rebekah Mercer: (to Trump, beseeching): Wish him to the Cornfield…Please, El Don - wish him to the Giraffe Cornfield.
Trump: (after complying): He was a bad man, so I turned him into Putin, Putin that still had Ted’s bad face. And none of you clowns’ll go thinking bad things about me either, or I’ll do the same thing to you.
*a pardoned Manafort.
Watching news tonight about Aretha Franklin and seeing her performing at the White House, I realized that Trump hasn’t had any cultural events or celebrations there. I checked google to be sure and found this article:
A Cultural Vacuum in Trump’s White House
It pisses me off that this is yet another way Trump has shit on the Presidency of the United States. What a dark and joyless place the White House must be.
Could be worse; I half-expected him to have replaced the White House portraits with dogs playing poker or velvet Elvises or something by now.
Instead of (probably) selling them on the black market.
Seriously: when these people finally leave, however it happens, there will be a LOT of stuff gone missing.
When these people finally leave the place should be burned to the ground and rebuilt, this time without the Russian surveillance devices.
Wait a minute. They’re actually ripping people’s dicks off?
Sudden flash of John Goodman saying: “Dude, nobody’s going to cut off your Johnson.”
Just in case anyone needs some nightmare material, here is trumps presidential photograph portrait. If you scroll down a little, you will see two of Obamas.
Now, I had to look at this once or twice. We know the man is a dufus dumbass. This is trumps “I’m being a tough guy face” I suppose. How people don’t just laugh in his face is quite the quandary.
The twerp insists that Agent Orange is the stuff in the famous line of Apocolypse Now even after being shown he’s wrong. Well, of course he thinks it was Agent Orange; he thinks everything is about him, even a film about a war he lied out of.
What’s perhaps even more mind-blowing is that his familiarity with Agent Orange apparently goes no further than “that stuff from that movie.”
He loves that face. I’ve seen it frequently in his posed photo-op pictures. To me it just looks befuddled. I imagine that face on him every time he gets a briefing. “There are people…they are saying the words…Trump not word good…Trump make clever face…is this clever face?”
I propose Tristan da Cunha. They’re already used to ignoring strangers and their definition of stranger is “anybody not related to the rest of the island”.
“Over 70 former intel officers and leaders denounce Trump’s threat to revoke clearances”
I’m all for going on the record with statements of protest like this. However, until the Pubs in Congress grow a few, it doesn’t matter, <shrug> Still, good to state it out loud.
Note: The word “litmus” – lost thump on that one. He vaguely remembers a little strip of paper in 8th grade General Science. What’s it got to do with this? And anyway, we’re not talking about a “political litmus test” here; we’re talking about a personal loyalty test. Big and important difference.
The other thing: any time anyone tells him he can’t or shouldn’t do something (or shouldn’t have done something), he stomps his two-year old (tiny) toddler feet and screams, *"I can **so *do anything I want and you can’t stop me!" as he hurls his bunnikins bowl of Cream of Wheat at the walls of the Oval Office. He’s sort of right on that one.
He still has the “holy fuck I won” deer in the headlights thing going on there. And a marvelous front view of the partless combover that appears to be waving in an imaginary breeze.
And as long as Faux News viewers are never informed of it. What ARE Faux news viewers being informed of along these lines?
"Kris “Tanto” Paronto, a former Army Ranger and private security contractor who was part of the CIA team that fought back during the 2012 Benghazi terror attack, accused Brennan of putting his “politics” before those in the field. “He is lucky the security clearance is all he is getting away with,” Paronto told Fox News in an interview on Friday. "
Oh yeah you heard that right. Ben-motherfucking-ghazi. Also, in the auto-playing bullshit video: “There was a time when CIA directors were discreet, you know when they took their intel jobs seriously…”
Warning: Auto playing Faux News bullshit for your Saturday morning. Sorry.
I wonder how long it takes to but that ‘hairdo’ together? Does it take a team? He’s horrifying, but can you imagine what he looks like right after a shower? Melania must be going through some serious PTSD.
Eh. The orange is toned down, and he’s not doing a duckface or copping the Mussolini pose. This is actually several significant steps up for Trump.