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and that goes moreso for kids that were ‘at a party they shouldn’t have been at anyway’.

“And the Oscar for Most Unconvincing Spin goes to…”

Well, hey, Haley’s spin got a LOL out of me. Takes after her bossman I guess.

So now you are talking about the rest of the world loving our Dear Leader. Yeah, Nikki, that’s not creepy at all.

C’mon, you mean Angela Merkel didn’t totally love his candy?

Doesn’t this violate the emoluments clause? :confused:

GOP collective: Emoluments clause? Never heard of it. Sounds anti-capitalist.

Ram’s bladder, cockroach cluster, lark’s vomit and, of course, crunchy frog!

“Make a note. One more thing to pardon myself for before I leave office.”

That’s right, Nikki. Everyone laughs respectfully. Why, I, myself last laughed respectfully…fucking never, you putz! Nobody “laughs respectfully”.

But, hey, it’s nice of you to admit that you think people laugh at honesty (even though your boss has never once tokd the truth in his life except accidentally). That shows what you–and your scummy boss–think of honesty.

Told, not tokd. It’s fun to read it as “toked the truth”, though.

Trump slanders his predecessor, Vol. MCMXVII: Trump claims (without evidence) Obama nearly launched war with North Korea | CNN Politics

Right up there with “They were saying ‘Boo-urns!’” in credibility.

Trump Admin: The planet is FUBAR, and there’s nothing we can do about it, so burn all the gas you want.

From the Washington Post:

So, we’ve gone straight from “Global warming is a hoax” to “It’s so awful there’s nothing we can do about it, so let the good times roll.”

We are so boofed. All of us.

Why did I bring children into the world to suffer through the collapse of American society and the slow-motion destruction of the planet? Every time I look at my kids I just want to beg their forgiveness. I got to see the tail end of the Cold War. In the 80s, I thought there was a decent chance we’d all be incinerated in a flash. That was actually less terrifying than seeing the planet die by inches over the course of decades.

Jesus. Just, Jesus.

Well, yeah. The objections to observations of climate change have always been about finding the most convenient excuse to do nothing.

That’s not quite what it says; it points out that the US transportation industry contributes about 3% of the global total of greenhouse gases. That means that even if we substantially reduced our transportation-related CO2 emissions the impact on climate change would be negligible.

What’s more important is that the NHTSA draft rule acknowledges that both fuel consumption and emissions will increase under the proposal versus simply sticking with existing rules. Negligible impact or not, that is outrageous.

That’s okay. When Mike Pence is president, we will re-institute prayer in schools and every day millions and millions of school children will pray that the planet’s temperature NOT rise. God will not be able to deny them. All the more reason to make abortion illegal-- 'cause we’ll need all those babies–>children to pray in the years to come. The ones that survive, that is, in spite of no health insurance, inadequate nutrition, neighborhood violence. But that’s just the black and brown ones, don’tcha know-- does God even listen to black and brown babies when they pray? Prolly not.

Hmmmm. I’m picturing The Matrix, Thelma, only with humans as Faith Power units instead of just batteries. Oh, and the blue pill would just make you wind up in The Handmaid’s Tale anyway.

The blue pill will go nicely with the red dresses and white veils all women will be wearing. MAGA!

Just what the country needs right this minute. :rolleyes:

Trump heads on five-state rally blitz amid Supreme Court chaos

Well, it was getting boring being in the White House and not being the center of attention.