How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

So he’s STILL not paying attention to the fact that his tweets are the property of the United States of America, and he does NOT have the authority to delete them?

Can’t Twitter write an algorithm that imposes a BLOCK on the ability to delete tweets, and apply it to his account?

You just know that if you looked in their closets, you’d find they had the little outfits.

Two possibilities -

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[li]Trump can’t find his phone.[/li]
[li]Someone is managing this 250lb baby and somehow convinced him to stop.[/li][/ul]

Trump Accuses Oprah of Burning Tapes That Don’t Exist to Hide Interview That Never Happened

WTF??

ThelmaLou: My favorite part of that quote is “fact-free Tirade”. That’s the best description of the current administration yet. But, hey, facts are not his supporters’ forte. Look at how many of them still buy into the birther nonsense and the “Hanoi Jane gave the North Vietnamese our POW’s social security numbers” BS*.

*The NVA already fucking had those numbers, morons! You’re supposed to give the holding force your “name, rank, and service number”.

This is too funny not to share. From thump’s press conference this morning. A reporter asked him about sharing his tax returns. Thump replied:

My bolding for my own amusement.

Could his tax returns be under …. DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!!! :eek::eek:

They’re on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard’.

He’s worried.

Oh yeah. In spades. When ever anyone goes on and on about an excuse, when a simple answer would do, they are lying.

Ya know, I thought he’d be a better liar. But he’s just too stupid.

He’s worried, but now he’s fighting. He’s on the warpath. It’s on now.

At some point the double-think and motivated reasoning keeping his voters from seeing this is going to break down, and what is obvious to any objective observer will become clear to them.

They will still deny it loudly. But they will know they are following an emperor with no brain cells.

You’re right that he’s on the warpath.

But he’s also taking on the stink of desperation. He’s flailing.

Americans tend not to be drawn to that.

Trump Vows ‘Warlike Posture’ if Democrats Investigate Him

“WASHINGTON — President Trump threatened on Wednesday to adopt a “warlike posture” against Democrats if they use their newly won control of the House to investigate his financial and political dealings, drawing a line at the start of a new era of divided government…”

Oh boo fucking hoo.

All I want for Christmas is a T-shirt with that on it…

Isn’t that his default? He treats anybody who doesn’t have their nose up his butt like a hungry dog treats strangers approaching its food.

White House releases doctored video from Infowars to make it look like CNN’s Jim Acosta struck an intern.

Here’s another just-as-credible video of Acosta’s interaction with the intern.

President Trump tells CNN’s Abby Phillip that she “asks a lot of stupid questions” in response to her inquiry during a press gaggle.

She’ll probably be next to have her credentials revoked.

Being as Ms. Phillip does not appear to have pale skin, I suppose we will soon hear her referred to as “low IQ” by Mr. Trump.

WTF is a “press gaggle”?