How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

Press gaggle.

Trump’s childish slam against Abby Phillip was one of three attacks on black women Trump racked up within just a few hours:

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/cnns-toobin-rips-trump-going-after-april-ryan-abby-phillip-part-of-his-constant-attacks-on-black-people/

No doubt Trump’s deplorables are thrilled, but this sort of thing is not helping Trump get (or keep) the support of anyone past that hardcore 27%. White supremacists are never going to give Trump victory in 2020–their numbers simply are not extensive enough to make the math work.

What’s the threshold? At what point does Trump go full on Caligula and appoint a farm animal to the Supreme Court?

How does the farm animal feel about a president’s ability to pardon himself?

At the moment his brain is still working well enough for him to be able to make the connection ‘appoint someone the Federalist Society has recommended’ and ‘get lots of cheers at rallies.’

When that connection breaks, it’s anyone’s guess as to how soon Incitatus (or Elsie or Bossie or Babe) will get the nomination.

Black reporters generally ask stupid questions, according to the President of the United States. Remind me again, is this 2018 or 1918?

Fat Nixon is going to award the Medal of Freedom to Miriam Adelson, wife of GOP megadonor and casino owner Sheldon Adelson.

He’s still breathing?

So the disgusting piece of shit goes to France to commemorate the centenary of the end of WWI, and he bails on the ceremony at the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery near Bellau Wood because it’s a bit rainy. I think this tweet by Nicholas Soames - Conservative MP and Winston Churchill’s grandson - says it all

I guess awarding the medal to dead people eliminates the possibility that they might refuse to show up. (He does realize that Babe Ruth and Elvis are dead, right?)

In France today, Trump was scheduled to visit a cemetery where the remains of about 2,000 Americans who died in the Battle of Belleau Wood are interred. A wreath laying and a moment of silence were to be observed.

The White House canceled the visit due to weather. It was raining too hard for Trump’s helicopter to land at the site, which is about 50 miles from Paris. I guess it was raining too hard to drive there as well.

For the one millionth time, imagine if Obama had done that.

Hey, they may have died with their face to the foe, but at least they didn’t have bone spurs.

Well, if it was a horse, I’d expect it to vote “neigh”.

A sheep would say “bah!”

Naturally, Trump cannot be bothered to express any sympathy for the hundreds of thousands of people in California who have fled or been injured or killed from the wildfires.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/mashable.com/article/donald-trump-blames-california-wildfires-on-california.amp

It’s all our fault.

I am convinced that this monstrous, soulless piece of sour crap from a sick dog wouldn’t give a shit if the entire state burned to the ground. If it did, he could spend less time tweeting complaints about us and more time giving blowjobs to his dictator friends.

–Viva, in Southern California, nowhere near the fires but friends with people who are.

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel braved the weather at the cemetery while the President of the Motherfucking United States stayed in his hotel.

I never never never never want to hear anyone tell me how they vote Republican because the Republicans honor and support the military. Never.

Ever.

It would wash off the fake tan and run onto his shirt.

Perhaps rainy weather aggravates bone spurs?

Trump blasted Macron before he even got off Air Force One. Way to respect your host, dipshit!: Trump, Macron gloss over differences in France after rough start | CNN Politics

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If Kelly could get there, why couldn’t Trump?
I guess snowflakes melt in the rain.

No, Kelly is bald.