How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

[BlankSlate]

@running_coach

It would wash off the fake tan and run onto his shirt.

I think Pol Pot Belly was more afraid of the wind which was supposed to have gusts of a terrifying 30 miles an hour. That ridiculous, pathetic construction on top of his bald-ass head would be flopping about like an epileptic marmot.

[JKellyMap]

@BlankSlate

I think Pol Pot Belly was more afraid of the wind which was supposed to have gusts of a terrifying 30 miles an hour. That ridiculous, pathetic construction on top of his bald-ass head would be flopping about like an epileptic marmot.

Band name!

[Gorsnak]

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau invents time machine to preemptively drop the mic on Trump’s rain avoidance at the 75th anniversary of the raid on Dieppe in August of last year.

[OttoDaFe]

@BlankSlate

I think Pol Pot Belly was more afraid of the wind which was supposed to have gusts of a terrifying 30 miles an hour. That ridiculous, pathetic construction on top of his bald-ass head would be flopping about like an epileptic marmot.

I have a sneaking suspicion it would be more like the scene in Splash where Daryl Hannah is revealed to be a mermaid. If the alien on his head got wet, it might be forced to show itself.

[Ukulele_Ike]

The Fox and Breitbart commenters are defending the short-fingered vulgarian by claiming there’s a security risk that’s keeping him from attending, because we all know France is filled with Mooslim terrists.

The image of that fat fuck sitting in a Parisian hotel room, watching Fox & Friends and eating freeze-dried Big Macs they brought overseas…while Macron, Merkel, Trudeau, etc., are paying respects at the graves of nearly 15,000 U.S. troops killed on foreign soil…is driving me into a blind homicidal rage.

[Ukulele_Ike]

I want to bring President Theodore Roosevelt back to life for just ONE HOUR, give him a horsewhip, and leave him alone with Trump. (T.R.’s son Quentin was killed in 1918, his plane shot down behind the German trenches)

[enipla]

@Ukulele_Ike

The Fox and Breitbart commenters are defending the short-fingered vulgarian by claiming there’s a security risk that’s keeping him from attending, because we all know France is filled with Mooslim terrists.

The image of that fat fuck sitting in a Parisian hotel room, watching Fox & Friends and eating freeze-dried Big Macs they brought overseas…while Macron, Merkel, Trudeau, etc., are paying respects at the graves of nearly 15,000 U.S. troops killed on foreign soil…is driving me into a blind homicidal rage.

How difficult is it really to be escorted to a limo with everything and anything you like, and be driven 50 miles?

Merkel and Macron did it.

It’s not just that he is a racist idiot. He is a complete moron and embarrassment.

[ThelmaLou]

@Gorsnak

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau invents time machine to preemptively drop the mic on Trump’s rain avoidance at the 75th anniversary of the raid on Dieppe in August of last year.

WTG, Justin!

[Ukulele_Ike]

@ThelmaLou

WTG, Justin!

The Vulgarian was hoping to make a speech like that today, but he was afraid his French was a little rusty.

[Gorsnak]

@Ukulele_Ike

The Vulgarian was hoping to make a speech like that today, but he was afraid his French was a little rusty.

Guess I should really give the money quote for those disinclined to click on a youtube link.

@Pretty Boy Justin

As we sit here in the rain, thinking how uncomfortable we must be these minutes as our suits get wet and our hair gets wet and our shoes get wet, I think it’s all the more fitting that we remember on that day, in Dieppe, the rain wasn’t rain — it was bullets.

[ThelmaLou]

@Gorsnak

Guess I should really give the money quote for those disinclined to click on a youtube link.

And as Justin said those words, he lowered his umbrella and let the rain soak him.

[JohnT]

He and Melanie were two hours late for the dinner of world leaders tonight as well.

https://twitter.com/HelenKennedy/status/1061456872870477825?s=19

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@Siam_Sam

Black reporters generally ask stupid questions, according to the President of the United States. Remind me again, is this 2018 or 1918?

Somebody should have shot back “you say a lot of stupid things”.

[jasg]

@JohnT

He and Melanie were two hours late for the dinner of world leaders tonight as well.

https://twitter.com/HelenKennedy/status/1061456872870477825?s=19

Josh Marshall says no to this’s report.

Josh Marshall

[ThelmaLou]

@JohnT

He and Melanie were two hours late for the dinner of world leaders tonight as well.

https://twitter.com/HelenKennedy/status/1061456872870477825?s=19

Donnie wanted to stop for ice cream. Two scoops.

[Superdude]

@BeenJammin

What’s abundantly clear from that article is the person throwing out the numbers has no familiarity whatsoever with DoD policy on TDY payments and other sundries involved with paying the troops under one set of circumstances or the next. It does make for a well-spun cry out to irrational dipwads easily manipulated by bogus comparisons and the illusion of scarcity.

You know, a taco truck would clean up in a place like that

[Little_Nemo]

@Gorsnak

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau invents time machine to preemptively drop the mic on Trump’s rain avoidance at the 75th anniversary of the raid on Dieppe in August of last year.

Seriously, Canada, take one for the team and trade leaders with us. We’ll even throw in Tom Hanks to sweeten the deal.

[Gorsnak]

@Little_Nemo

Seriously, Canada, take one for the team and trade leaders with us. We’ll even throw in Tom Hanks to sweeten the deal.

That’s crap deal, and you know it. How about we give you Andrew Scheer for him instead?

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@Gorsnak

That’s crap deal, and you know it. How about we give you Andrew Scheer for him instead?

Canada still owes us for Bryan Adams; those apologies meant nothing.

[Gorsnak]

@Snowboarder_Bo

Canada still owes us for Bryan Adams; those apologies meant nothing.

You impose Kanye and Kim on us and complain about Bryan Adams? Seriously?